how easy is it to get laid?

[TheOriginalJames]

Mother of Mercy, James! You are OWNING THIS THREAD! Sorry, Thrawn, but if SRC, PG05 et al, ANY of you, went to a bar and led with "I wanna get laid"

YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID! SNAP!

SRC, you didn't use your best flirt. Your best flirt is, "I don't want any bullshit. I wanna fuck." It's going to happen. You need an ego boost (??), try that. But you can't because you have your man Thrawn and he boosts your ego constantly, right?? Of course!

James is right - I'd rather be de-masculized by a woman asking me to do the dirty eight days a week! Take it outta my hands!

Plain and simple: if a girl wants to get laid, and I mean get laid, and not this "I'm going to flirty flirt and drop hints and try to get him to come back to my table for more drinks" conversation, she's going to get laid.

'More often than not,' and I mean probably better than 90% of the time, a guy hits the scene and at SOME point when he's getting ready, brushing his teeth, scrubbing his ass, shaving his balls, putting on his smellgoody, gettin his schwerve on, driving to the club, W/E - he's thinking "MAN, I'd love to gets me some stanky on my hangdown! That would OWN!!!!" And then he chokes his chicken at 1AM...

lmao!!!

best.

post.

EVER.

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[AUDRAA]

Jason you so come to LaCrosse and observe that shit sometime and Ill prove you wrong and then you can owe me!!!

 

[groundpounder]

Who says that? Why would I say that? Why would ANYONE say that, seriously?

A guy would every night if he thought it would work. We can all agree in the real world it takes a little more finesse for a guy than that. But 9/10 times, if a woman says that to a guy, it's going to work. Plain and simple. The guy, SERIOUSLY girls, is going to be thinking, "This is my LUCKY DAY!" and 9.9/10 times, a woman is going to think, "Fucking creep!!" if she doesn't actually say it out loud whilst she's knocking the shit out of him.

I have a hand .. I dont have to embarrass myself or lower myself into skank status to get laid. My hand never turns me down. ever.

And there you have it. That's the underlying attitude that makes men have to buy drinks, make smooth talk, smell good, have a nice haircut, get a job, groom ourselves, etc. Men have hands, too, but if a woman ever comes up and says, "No bullshitting - I want to get laid. You in or you out?" he's going to be celebrating the fact the the Four Sisters on Thumb Street are going to stay at home as opposed to saying, "GASP!!! Hey, Bill, did you just hear what this creep just said to me?! The NERVE!!!" and throw a perfectly good whiskey sour in her face. Sorry, ain't gunna happen. He's going to play along.

No guy wants a girl like that.

Oh yes we do!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I don't see Jason being proved wrong. Ever.

 

[AUDRAA]

I do James I do!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Damn... Jason if you stop by next year, we need to do a little experiment.

 

[groundpounder]

That's not true. You just tossed out one of those absolutes that you were cleverly attempting to avoid. And I'm not saying that because my girlfriend is reading this thread.

yes, you are.

It's OK, thrawn. We know she's watching. It's OK.

Deep down in your heart, you're a guy. And when you're able to check your nuts out of SRC's purse once a week on furlough (please laugh at that - it's meant to be funny), that guy shows back up and says, "Ol' gp's right. I wanna get me some nay nay. And in a perfect world, I wouldn't have to work for it, either! That would be SO cool!"

You know I'm right - women have an easier time getting laid than men 'ON THE AVERAGE!!!'

 

[dt3]

lmao!!!

best.

post.

EVER.

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Second time he's been told that today. GP is on a roll!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm not so sure about James but that is beside the point.

I'm sure that I'm a man.

Bravo on the entire post. You turned this from a getting laid to a philosophical 'finding a mate' debate.

Ten HUT, ABOUT FACE.

/thread failure at the hands of thrawn

 

[Butterfly]

Sorry girls, but I am going to agree with GP and James on this one.

As a woman with (what some would consider) loose morals, it is easy to get laid.

We aren't talking about finding a man you would want to date/marry/procreate with... we are talking about finding a man to take care of a physical urge. That is the big difference here... the guys are talking about pure animal sex, the girls are talking about nice guys who they can make conversation with.

The truth is, if a woman, like myself for example, should decide right now, that I want to get me some action, and you head out with that mindset, you WILL be doing the dirty later, guarenteed.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

finding a mate = getting laid

at least i thought that's what mating was.

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/meɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[meyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, mat·ed, mat·ing. –noun 1.husband or wife; spouse. 2.one member of a pair of mated animals. 3.one of a pair: I can't find the mate to this glove. 4.a counterpart.




finding a mate = girlfriend, wife, someone to have your children, someone to procreate with.

getting laid = creaming all over her stomach or face because of the pleasure you derive from the orgasm.

Humans are one of two species (from what I remember) that have sex for the fun of it. Not just to create offspring. Guys looking for sex in a bar aren't always interested in having babies pop out of the women they're trying to get in bed. They're looking to simply get their jollies off.

Now that I have that out of the way, let me tell you about a perfect world. SRC takes amazing care of my balls and she could keep them anywhere she so pleased. I do have to work hard but it is worth every bit of it, I enjoy the work. And, yes, it is that cool.

I got to thinking about this. So when you and SRC are going at it, are you going at it with the intent to give her son a sibling? I don't think you are, you're going at it because of that urge to fuck. For pleasure. Not for procreation. SRC may be your mate, but you're not using sex for what it's absolute true intention is for.

This is what this topic is about. Getting ones jollies off. If you never went out to the bars to accomplish this single task, you must have had some fairly open girlfriend(s) when you were younger.

 

[Maritxu]

I think it all depends. I would agree that maybe the most beautiful girl has more chances to get laid than the better looking man. But to say that all girls can get laid if they want to, when they want to it's not like that at all.
And well, I want to believe all guys don't go out thinking about who they could fuck tonight... It'd be kind of disapointing

 

[Jersey]

i think the whole outlook on WHY men and women go out.. may be skewed here...
most females i know do NOT go out thinking "i'm gonna find someone to screw tonight"
males on the other hand do... soooooo- they will of course be turned down more than an average woman


...at least i know when i go out, i'm not thinking sexsexsexsexsex...


... i keep those thoughts inside my own home

 

[groundpounder]

I'll do a first in first out reply. Which means, thrawn, ladies first and I'll get to you later today.

I think it all depends. I would agree that maybe the most beautiful girl has more chances to get laid than the better looking man. But to say that all girls can get laid if they want to, when they want to it's not like that at all.

I never said all girls all the time, my gentle and beautiful Spaniard. And of course 'it' depends - life is a series of circumstances that require thinking on the fly and change of course. That's why it's so great. And when you factor in the circumstance of looks, the odds change. Prettier people generally have an easier time - again, a generalization that is not unilaterally correct but more often than not is. And Matrixu, you agreed with my theory when you said this:

"I would agree that maybe the most beautiful girl has more chances to get laid than the better looking man."
There you have it. This whole thread boils down to that. Why must we argue? Oh, I know, because it's fun!

And well, I want to believe all guys don't go out thinking about who they could fuck tonight... It'd be kind of disapointing

At some point, even if it's for the briefest of moments, the thought of getting lucky crosses the VAST VAST majority of men's minds when they 'go out on the town,' whatever that may entail.
That doesn't necessarily mean that all we want to do is 'hit it and quit it,' but you can bet that the VAST majority of men who look at you, a beautiful, doe-eyed Spanish woman, in a social setting at some point or another thinks, "You know, if she came up to me and said [X], I'd take her up on it in a heartbeat....."
It's not a dehumanizing thing unless you choose to make it so. For us, it's biology really.

 

[Maritxu]

I think a post never made me blush this much, lol.
Maybe that's why you guys don't get laid, lol. All my gfs and myself included go out to have fun and most of the times a guy hitting on us can get stressing. If we get out with different intentions, the result doesn't surprise me.
Edit: this could be because I'm Basque (they say we are borning and everyone knows Basque men don't have sex more than once or twice a year )

 

[TheOriginalJames]

At some point, even if it's for the briefest of moments, the thought of getting lucky crosses the VAST VAST majority of men's minds when they 'go out on the town,' whatever that may entail.
That doesn't necessarily mean that all we want to do is 'hit it and quit it,' but you can bet that the VAST majority of men who look at you, a beautiful, doe-eyed Spanish woman, in a social setting at some point or another thinks, "You know, if she came up to me and said [X], I'd take her up on it in a heartbeat....."
It's not a dehumanizing thing unless you choose to make it so. For us, it's biology really.

:withstupid: I simply refuse to act on that thought process, but to say that men don't think as such is absurd.

 

[sexy.time]

I have thought about this before man, and i agree with groundpounder, i wouldnt say woman can always get laid, but if you really wanted to and looks werent a issue, you more than likely gonna get some but only from people that are desperate.

the way i see it, is when you are desperate, and really hoping to get laid that night, girls can see your desperation, and its a turn off. a big one.
I would say, desperation turns men off to0, but not the other desperate men. (still follow me?)

so when i go to the bar, and i have kinda found this to work, i try to not make getting laid my main priority. i just have a good time with my friends.
When woman see you having fun, they get a fun vibe from you, thus making you a little more attractive to them. and your not giving off that desperate vibe either.

I start gettin a little desperate when its last call and they just turned the lights on, and told you to leave. but then there is always hope of finding a after party. haha.

this is the best knowledge i have on this topic. woman are confusing as hell, but i have found this to be pretty true.

but the fact does remain

it is way easier for a woman to go out and get some ass, then it is for men.
that is if, looks are not an issue. and ofcourse how attractive you are, charming, funny and all that stuff. that all comes into account. But just in a general sense, its easier for woman to go and get some.
chances are they wont even need to buy anybody a drink either.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

so girls...just wondering...but have you ever gone out to the bar with a goal in mind...like a game...like me and my friends used to have contests with each other...who could get teh most numbers, who could get the most drinks bought for them, who could get the "come home with me" offer from a guy without asking for it...
hahahhaha.

 

[Jersey]

I have thought about this before man, and i agree with groundpounder, i wouldnt say woman can always get laid, but if you really wanted to and looks werent a issue, you more than likely gonna get some but only from people that are desperate.

the way i see it, is when you are desperate, and really hoping to get laid that night, girls can see your desperation, and its a turn off. a big one.
I would say, desperation turns men off to0, but not the other desperate men. (still follow me?)

so when i go to the bar, and i have kinda found this to work, i try to not make getting laid my main priority. i just have a good time with my friends.
When woman see you having fun, they get a fun vibe from you, thus making you a little more attractive to them. and your not giving off that desperate vibe either.

I start gettin a little desperate when its last call and they just turned the lights on, and told you to leave. but then there is always hope of finding a after party. haha.

this is the best knowledge i have on this topic. woman are confusing as hell, but i have found this to be pretty true.

but the fact does remain

it is way easier for a woman to go out and get some ass, then it is for men.
that is if, looks are not an issue. and ofcourse how attractive you are, charming, funny and all that stuff. that all comes into account. But just in a general sense, its easier for woman to go and get some.
chances are they wont even need to buy anybody a drink either.

bingo on that!

 

[Suzie]

ST- I dont think you would have a hard time getting laid...ever