I Think I Killed Michael Jackson...

Alien Allen said:
God I love this thread :D
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It runs the gamut.

My thoughts are that though he changed or greatly effected the music industry, I can't wax poetic over his death. When he built Neverland, that was a big clue something was wrong with him. When he chose hanging out with famous children over pursuing an adult life, that was another. As he underwent countless plastic surgeries and procedures to destroy his identity as a black man, he crossed the line from eccentricity to pathological.

I haven't been able to enjoy his music for decades. He's just too disturbing and though I overlook the eccentric behavior of other singing artists and love their music, as far as I know they aren't pedophiles.
 
dt3 said:
Today at the grocery store, the clerk asked if I wanted to donate $1 to the Children's Miracle Network. I said no.

When I came home I told Amber that if they really wanted a miracle for children, they should take up a donation for castrating Michael Jackson. I'd give $5.

Then he died.

So just on the off chance that my jokes can kill celebrities, I'd like to change my joke into buying singing lessons for Dave Matthews.

RIP Dave. :fing27
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Lord Stanley said:
got any Celine Dion jokes?:p
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Maybe.

Think about all the musical greats who have died tragically young: Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Kurt Cobain, the good half of the Beatles, most of Skynyrd, Bon Scott, and dozens of others.

The only conclusion I can reach from this is that Jesus must love a good concert.

You'll notice Celine Dion and Dave Matthews are still with us.
 
dt3 said:
Maybe.

Think about all the musical greats who have died tragically young: Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Kurt Cobain, the good half of the Beatles, most of Skynyrd, Bon Scott, and dozens of others.

The only conclusion I can reach from this is that Jesus must love a good concert.

You'll notice Celine Dion and Dave Matthews are still with us.
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GoldDust Woman said:
:24: Like they're gonna give a shit what happens on earth, once they die. :p


Watch out for those friction burns. :24:
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I'm just saying it has to suck knowing the fall you've taken. Going from one of the top 10 all-time running backs to a suspected double-murderer or going from one of the top 10 all-time musical talents to a suspected pedophile can't be fun.

And how did you know I wanted to be tied down? :D
 
dt3 said:
Maybe.

Think about all the musical greats who have died tragically young: Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Kurt Cobain, the good half of the Beatles, most of Skynyrd, Bon Scott, and dozens of others.

The only conclusion I can reach from this is that Jesus must love a good concert.

You'll notice Celine Dion and Dave Matthews are still with us.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?






Two bullets
 
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