I Think I Killed Michael Jackson...

[Ryder]

Won't be there until next year for recon.

BTW, you'll be helping us out on that, right :nod:

Ey boss where are my targets?

Sorry about MJ.

 

[sierrabravo]

So just on the off chance that my jokes can kill celebrities, I'd like to change my joke into buying singing lessons for Dave Matthews.

RIP Dave. :fing27

make a joke about amy winehouse! I have a bet to win! :24:

 

[Roxi]

make a joke about amy winehouse! I have a bet to win! :24:

Lmfao nice mate!

 

[sierrabravo]

Lmfao nice mate!

just to put her out of her "misery." I saw her on a Roast a few months ago and she was stoned off her rocker! :willy_nilly:

 

[Roxi]

just to put her out of her "misery." I saw her on a Roast a few months ago and she was stoned off her rocker! :willy_nilly:

That dont bloody suprise me mate, that woman is beyond help..

 

[cam elle toe]

I just received another joke

"McDOnalds have released the "McJackson" burger in memory of Michael"

"50 year old meat between 12 y.o buns"












































sorry

 

[Ryder]

Some people are ranting about him on an Xbox forum I go on this is what I had to say.

"I never liked MJ but saying bad things about him now that hes dead just feels wrong to me."

 

[ssl]

Some people are ranting about him on an Xbox forum I go on this is what I had to say.

"I never liked MJ but saying bad things about him now that hes dead just feels wrong to me."

As opposed to saying bad things while he's alive?

Truthfully, what is the difference?

 

[Margene]

Today at the grocery store, the clerk asked if I wanted to donate $1 to the Children's Miracle Network. I said no.

When I came home I told Amber that if they really wanted a miracle for children, they should take up a donation for castrating Michael Jackson. I'd give $5.

Then he died.

So just on the off chance that my jokes can kill celebrities, I'd like to change my joke into buying singing lessons for Dave Matthews.

RIP Dave. :fing27

Amazing coincidence? I think not.

:24:

 

[Guyzerr]

As opposed to saying bad things while he's alive?

Truthfully, what is the difference?

:homo:

Devils advocate if I may...

The only difference is he isn't here to defend himself. Not that he would anyway. He'd just buy his way out of it or let his celebrity status mask it over.

 

[canidae]

Ey boss where are my targets?

Sorry about MJ.

I'll send you your mission briefing in a bit - stand by . . .


And what about MJ, you didn't take out MJ, did you?

 

[dt3]

Here's why it's ok to make fun of Michael Jackson still...

Let me first say that I would never make fun of Farah Fawcett or Ed McMahon. They were good people. They didn't molest children.

You'll never convince me that Michael Jackson didn't molest children. There's a special place in hell for those people, "musical legacy" notwithstanding. Therefore he's immune to my no-jokes-after-death policy.

 

[Peter Parka]

Here's why it's ok to make fun of Michael Jackson still...

Let me first say that I would never make fun of Farah Fawcett or Ed McMahon. They were good people. They didn't molest children.

You'll never convince me that Michael Jackson didn't molest children. There's a special place in hell for those people, "musical legacy" notwithstanding. Therefore he's immune to my no-jokes-after-death policy.

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

 

[Floyd]

Here's why it's ok to make fun of Michael Jackson still...

Let me first say that I would never make fun of Farah Fawcett or Ed McMahon. They were good people. They didn't molest children.

You'll never convince me that Michael Jackson didn't molest children. There's a special place in hell for those people, "musical legacy" notwithstanding. Therefore he's immune to my no-jokes-after-death policy.

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

:homo:

 

[dt3]

Here's an original joke all my own:

Michael was writing a book at the time of his death called "If I Molested Them, Here's How I Would Have Done It". The whole book was just a one-page list.

1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles

 

[Peter Parka]

Here's an original joke all my own:

Michael was writing a book at the time of his death called "If I Molested Them, Here's How I Would Have Done It". The whole book was just a one-page list.

1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles

:24::24::24::clap:clap

 

[Sneakiecat]

yeah the dude had problems but that doesn't take away from his musical legacy. have you actually watched any interviews or biographies concerning the Jackson family? It's really no wonder he turned out the way he did. All that other media bolstered propaganda about him being a pedophile is hearsay... Respect is given where it's due. Thriller was the first cassette tape I owned in the 80s.

I have respect for his music. I have no respect for his actions. I didn't mention anything about him being a pedophile. But he did a really dumb thing with his child and that balcony, and that's where he lost tons of respect from me.

 

[Alien Allen]

God I love this thread

 

[dt3]

Seriously though, I think his heart just caught up with the rest of his body. He's been decomposing on the outside since the 80's.

 

[Peter Parka]

You're only as young as the child you feel..........:ninja