I Think I Killed Michael Jackson...

dt3 said:
Here's an original joke all my own:

Michael was writing a book at the time of his death called "If I Molested Them, Here's How I Would Have Done It". The whole book was just a one-page list.

1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles
Click to expand...

The Bubbles comment made me think this song was written especially for Mikey.

"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Actually, I heard it was Farrah Faucett that killed Michael Jackson.

Before she died, she got a visit from God, asking her what she wanted before she left this world. She said to make sure none of the children of the world were ever molested again.

So he killed Mike.:eek
 
Blaze said:
Hold on - DT3 gets away with tasteless, lame "jokes" like this which would get him knocked out on the street and doesn't get warned, but I get warned for pointing out his jokes are pathetic?
Click to expand...

i'm with ya - just the way this board works.

tasteless is the new black

having to be tasteless to make people laugh just shows how pathetic/unorginal their humor actually is.
 
dt3 said:
You're right. A hot dog reclining in a bun is a much more hilarious form of humor. :rolleyes:
Click to expand...


just know that many people laugh at your jokes and refrain from the call outs because you are "staff." i would go on but we all know that mods can attack posters, but it doesn't work the other way around. if you're willing to give me the rope to have this conversation then i'll take it. otherwise, i'll stay silent and let you feel big about winning this exchange.

i'm not saying i'm the funniest dude in the world, but i dont have to make fun of dead people in order to make people laugh either. that's just.....pathetic.
 
Lets stop the fighting people... Make Peace not war
smiley-faces-71.gif
 
dasb00T said:
just know that many people laugh at your jokes and refrain from the call outs because you are "staff." i would go on but we all know that mods can attack posters, but it doesn't work the other way around. if you're willing to give me the rope to have this conversation then i'll take it. otherwise, i'll stay silent and let you feel big about winning this exchange.

i'm not saying i'm the funniest dude in the world, but i dont have to make fun of dead people in order to make people laugh either. that's just.....pathetic.
Click to expand...
Go ahead, have the rope. You can read the rules, all you have to do is follow them. You don't need my permission to make posts within the rules. In fact, if you read carefully, you'll see there's not even a rule against criticizing the staff :o What an unfair, horrible place this must be! :willy_nilly:
 
dt3 said:
Go ahead, have the rope. You can read the rules, all you have to do is follow them. You don't need my permission to make posts within the rules. In fact, if you read carefully, you'll see there's not even a rule against criticizing the staff :o What an unfair, horrible place this must be! :willy_nilly:
Click to expand...

it doesn't work like that. if a poster makes you look like a dumbass, you have the "it's my party and i'll cry if i want to" ability to ban them for hurting your feelings. it's sad, but i understand that some enjoy whatever little power trip they have.

that's all i'll say for now. if you're keeping tally of the internet wars you have won, feel free to chalk this one up.
 
dasb00T said:
it doesn't work like that. if a poster makes you look like a dumbass, you have the "it's my party and i'll cry if i want to" ability to ban them for hurting your feelings. it's sad, but i understand that some enjoy whatever little power trip they have.

that's all i'll say for now. if you're keeping tally of the internet wars you have won, feel free to chalk this one up.
Click to expand...
Actually, I don't even have the ability to ban anyone other than spammers. It takes a supermod or admin to do that. Sure, I may have input on the final decision, but if it's a situation a mod is involved in their opinion on the matter doesn't really count. Feel free to go through and show me where somebody made a mod or admin look like a dumbass and was banned for it.
 
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.
If you're happy and you know it
and will really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.
 
dt3 said:
Actually, I don't even have the ability to ban anyone other than spammers. It takes a supermod or admin to do that. Sure, I may have input on the final decision, but if it's a situation a mod is involved in their opinion on the matter doesn't really count. Feel free to go through and show me where somebody made a mod or admin look like a dumbass and was banned for it.
Click to expand...

i really don't care enough to take the time to do that - so for now i'll just shut up.

anyways, sorry for the interruption - feel free to continue the circle jerk.
 
Back
Top