I Think I Killed Michael Jackson...

[dt3]

What would it take to reunite the Beatles?






Two bullets

:24: That's fuckin good!

 

[Guyzerr]

Here's an original joke all my own:

Michael was writing a book at the time of his death called "If I Molested Them, Here's How I Would Have Done It". The whole book was just a one-page list.

1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles

The Bubbles comment made me think this song was written especially for Mikey.

"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[dt3]

Hold on - DT3 gets away with tasteless, lame "jokes" like this which would get him knocked out on the street and doesn't get warned, but I get warned for pointing out his jokes are pathetic?

Life is so unfair sometimes :dunno

 

[shocker69]

Actually, I heard it was Farrah Faucett that killed Michael Jackson.

Before she died, she got a visit from God, asking her what she wanted before she left this world. She said to make sure none of the children of the world were ever molested again.

So he killed Mike.:eek

 

[dasb00T]

Hold on - DT3 gets away with tasteless, lame "jokes" like this which would get him knocked out on the street and doesn't get warned, but I get warned for pointing out his jokes are pathetic?

i'm with ya - just the way this board works.

tasteless is the new black

having to be tasteless to make people laugh just shows how pathetic/unorginal their humor actually is.

 

[shocker69]

i'm with ya - just the way this board works.

tasteless is the new black

having to be tasteless to make people laugh just shows how pathetic/unorginal their humor actually is.

I disagree.

I think the reason tasteless is funny is because it's so unexpected. It comes outa nowhere.

 

[dasb00T]

I disagree.

I think the reason tasteless is funny is because it's so unexpected. It comes outa nowhere.

no. it's lazy humor. anyone can throw something shocking out there to make people scratch their head and laugh.

it's not clever at all. i guess that's why so many people do it.

 

[dt3]

no. it's lazy humor. anyone can throw something shocking out there to make people scratch their head and laugh.

it's not clever at all. i guess that's why so many people do it.

You're right. A hot dog reclining in a bun is a much more hilarious form of humor.

 

[shocker69]

no. it's lazy humor. anyone can throw something shocking out there to make people scratch their head and laugh.

it's not clever at all. i guess that's why so many people do it.

Right. Because the element of surprise is such a failure, comedians are out of work.

Someone must've forgot to tell Richard Prior & Eddie Murphy about their lack of funny.

 

[dasb00T]

You're right. A hot dog reclining in a bun is a much more hilarious form of humor.

just know that many people laugh at your jokes and refrain from the call outs because you are "staff." i would go on but we all know that mods can attack posters, but it doesn't work the other way around. if you're willing to give me the rope to have this conversation then i'll take it. otherwise, i'll stay silent and let you feel big about winning this exchange.

i'm not saying i'm the funniest dude in the world, but i dont have to make fun of dead people in order to make people laugh either. that's just.....pathetic.

 

[Roxi]

Lets stop the fighting people... Make Peace not war

 

[dt3]

Right. Because the element of surprise is such a failure, comedians are out of work.

Someone must've forgot to tell Richard Prior & Eddie Murphy about their lack of funny.

In all fairness, Richard Prior is in fact out of work...and life... :dunno

 

[dasb00T]

Right. Because the element of surprise is such a failure, comedians are out of work.

Someone must've forgot to tell Richard Prior & Eddie Murphy about their lack of funny.

you fail to see the difference in the comedic achievements between richard prior and dt3.

 

[dt3]

just know that many people laugh at your jokes and refrain from the call outs because you are "staff." i would go on but we all know that mods can attack posters, but it doesn't work the other way around. if you're willing to give me the rope to have this conversation then i'll take it. otherwise, i'll stay silent and let you feel big about winning this exchange.

i'm not saying i'm the funniest dude in the world, but i dont have to make fun of dead people in order to make people laugh either. that's just.....pathetic.

Go ahead, have the rope. You can read the rules, all you have to do is follow them. You don't need my permission to make posts within the rules. In fact, if you read carefully, you'll see there's not even a rule against criticizing the staff What an unfair, horrible place this must be! :willy_nilly:

 

[shocker69]

In all fairness, Richard Prior is in fact out of work...and life... :dunno

But, while he was alive, he was one of the most recognized acts out there.

There was no one else out there doing what he was doing & was great at it.

 

[dasb00T]

Go ahead, have the rope. You can read the rules, all you have to do is follow them. You don't need my permission to make posts within the rules. In fact, if you read carefully, you'll see there's not even a rule against criticizing the staff What an unfair, horrible place this must be! :willy_nilly:

it doesn't work like that. if a poster makes you look like a dumbass, you have the "it's my party and i'll cry if i want to" ability to ban them for hurting your feelings. it's sad, but i understand that some enjoy whatever little power trip they have.

that's all i'll say for now. if you're keeping tally of the internet wars you have won, feel free to chalk this one up.

 

[dt3]

it doesn't work like that. if a poster makes you look like a dumbass, you have the "it's my party and i'll cry if i want to" ability to ban them for hurting your feelings. it's sad, but i understand that some enjoy whatever little power trip they have.

that's all i'll say for now. if you're keeping tally of the internet wars you have won, feel free to chalk this one up.

Actually, I don't even have the ability to ban anyone other than spammers. It takes a supermod or admin to do that. Sure, I may have input on the final decision, but if it's a situation a mod is involved in their opinion on the matter doesn't really count. Feel free to go through and show me where somebody made a mod or admin look like a dumbass and was banned for it.

 

[Roxi]

If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.
If you're happy and you know it
and will really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands. Clap, Clap.

 

[dasb00T]

Actually, I don't even have the ability to ban anyone other than spammers. It takes a supermod or admin to do that. Sure, I may have input on the final decision, but if it's a situation a mod is involved in their opinion on the matter doesn't really count. Feel free to go through and show me where somebody made a mod or admin look like a dumbass and was banned for it.

i really don't care enough to take the time to do that - so for now i'll just shut up.

anyways, sorry for the interruption - feel free to continue the circle jerk.

 

[dt3]

i really don't care enough to take the time to do that - so for now i'll just shut up.

anyways, sorry for the interruption - feel free to continue the circle jerk.

Well obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have brought it up in the first place, right? I would love for you to back up the accusations.