I Think I Killed Michael Jackson...

[dt3]

Today at the grocery store, the clerk asked if I wanted to donate $1 to the Children's Miracle Network. I said no.

When I came home I told Amber that if they really wanted a miracle for children, they should take up a donation for castrating Michael Jackson. I'd give $5.

Then he died.

So just on the off chance that my jokes can kill celebrities, I'd like to change my joke into buying singing lessons for Dave Matthews.

RIP Dave. :fing27

 

[Staci]

soooo bad....LOL

 

[canidae]

Well . . . . . thanks

[edit] Nice :clap

 

[Staci]

well . . . . . Thanks

[edit] nice :clap

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[dt3]

Nice :clap

That shit's copyrighted bro

 

[RedRyder]

No comment at this time.....

 

[canidae]

That shit's copyrighted bro

Check's in the mail :thumbup

 

[Staci]

That shit's copyrighted bro

show me the copyright...

 

[ssl]

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

insure (as insurance) or ensure?

:shrug:

/offTopicz

 

[dt3]

insure (as insurance) or ensure?

:shrug:

/offTopicz

That's how it is in the original document

U.S. Senate: Reference Home > Constitution of the United States

 

[dt3]

Check's in the mail :thumbup

Deliver it in person, I'll meet ya in J'ville

show me the copyright...

I would, but all photographs of my copyright are also copyrighted :cool

 

[canidae]

Deliver it in person, I'll meet ya in J'ville

Won't be there until next year for recon.

BTW, you'll be helping us out on that, right :nod:

 

[dt3]

Won't be there until next year for recon.

BTW, you'll be helping us out on that, right :nod:

Sure, as long as you're looking for an oceanfront bar :dunno

 

[dt3]

I have one more joke I need to use once more before it's too tasteless...



On a scale of 1 to 10.........how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is? :eek

 

[AUDRAA]

Donnie that is horrible!

 

[Dana]

what an asshole

 

[cam elle toe]

I have one more joke I need to use once more before it's too tasteless...



On a scale of 1 to 10.........how old do you think Michael Jackson's boyfriend is? :eek

):24: yeah..."I'm bad":ninja

 

[Sneakiecat]

what an asshole

Well, Michael did dangle a baby off a balcony.

 

[Dana]

Well, Michael did dangle a baby off a balcony.

yeah the dude had problems but that doesn't take away from his musical legacy. have you actually watched any interviews or biographies concerning the Jackson family? It's really no wonder he turned out the way he did. All that other media bolstered propaganda about him being a pedophile is hearsay... Respect is given where it's due. Thriller was the first cassette tape I owned in the 80s.

 

[Roxi]

Today at the grocery store, the clerk asked if I wanted to donate $1 to the Children's Miracle Network. I said no.

When I came home I told Amber that if they really wanted a miracle for children, they should take up a donation for castrating Michael Jackson. I'd give $5.

Then he died.

So just on the off chance that my jokes can kill celebrities, I'd like to change my joke into buying singing lessons for Dave Matthews.

RIP Dave. :fing27

If i was in the same town as you id make it my mission to track you down hand you a 6 pack of your fav beer, give you $100 and high five you!!! nice work!!!