Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Burntblood]

Goddamnit Aunt Jill!
Put your teeth back in!

 

[Francis]

Is that hair coming off ?

 

[Wichita]

woah we just made a baby!

 

[kim3478]

Look at all the little spermy wormies.

 

[Wichita]

I wanna poop

 

[kim3478]

I didn't say to lower your flag you noob.

 

[Wichita]

c'mon honey, smile for the camera

 

[kim3478]

c'mon honey, smile for the camera

Nice one.

Shake shake, shake shake, shake it!

 

[Wichita]

you're looking at the next steven spielberg "porn maker"

lol

shake it!

 

[kim3478]

With a short fuse like that you'd probably blow pretty quick.

 

[Wichita]

When is this supposed to feel good?

 

[kim3478]

Nothing compares to my toys, get out.

 

[Wichita]

where are the keys to the handcuffs?!

 

[kim3478]

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go woo woo. That's the way they all come through like woo woo, woo woo. Low cut, see-through, shirts that make ya woo woo. That's the way she come through like woo woo, woo.
Love that song.

 

[Wichita]

*banjo music*

 

[kim3478]

Screamo music lol.

 

[Wichita]

woahhhh actually I prefer emo music

 

[kim3478]

Hello mudda...hello fudda...here I am at...Camp Granada.

 

[justmee]

"STOP! i have to go poop"

 

[kim3478]

Now is probably a bad time to tell you my 'number'.