Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

wtf are you doing with that barbie?!?!?! uhhh ohh mmm

 

[kim3478]

My hip cracks like Barbie's head bein' ripped off!

 

[Wichita]

too much for you?

 

[kim3478]

(*dying with laughter*)

I forgot to feed my pet blue-tongue lizard!!!

 

[Wichita]

mmm that's my mouth

 

[kim3478]

My black cat is watching us.

 

[Wichita]

take a freakin picture black cat!!!!!

 

[kim3478]

LOL

You're sucking my face off like a vacuum!

 

[Wichita]

gross

 

[kim3478]

Lol you kiss like a goldfish!

 

[Wichita]

have you kissed a goldfish?

 

[kim3478]

I'm gunna stick this right up your koi carp!

 

[Wichita]

fish fetish!!!!

 

[kim3478]

Stop being a robot it's scaring me

 

[darkangel]

uuuuuummmmmmm....That's the wrong hole!

 

[Abcinthia]

Can you introduce me to your brother?

 

[Wichita]

can you "introduce" me.... that's all.

 

[kim3478]

Spell sex 'cause you bloody suck at it!

 

[Wichita]

oh so that's your "koala"

 

[kim3478]

You make me wanna die.