Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

umm nevermind.... *hides under the bed*

 

[kim3478]

Lol haha It better have meant something good otherwise I will get out my spanking chair and devil horns will grow on my head.



Let's get out my Tarot cards and see what the next fuck will be like...oh wait, none, HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

 

[Francis]

Do you want Crab ?

 

[kim3478]

Ahh itchy itchy itchy!

 

[Francis]

Those are vitamins and NOT penicillin...

 

[kim3478]

I forgot to take me viagra.

 

[Francis]

I've taken too many Viagra..

 

[kim3478]

I'm gunna mint ya with my tongue!!

 

[itsmeJonB]

Our father who art in heaven.. hallowed be they name..!!!....

 

[kim3478]

Thy kingdom cum lol.

 

[Wichita]

what would george washington do about this

 

[kim3478]

I'm gunna impregnate you!!

 

[Wichita]

here goes the yogurt *open wide*

 

[kim3478]

Sack whack!

 

[Wichita]

score!

 

[kim3478]

Geronimo!!

 

[Wichita]

cock goes where????

 

[kim3478]

Butt plug McGee

 

[Wichita]

papa smurf?

 

[kim3478]

Barbie and Ken in the campervan.