Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[SouthOfHeaven]

It was better in my head

 

[kim3478]

Some sex to forget.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wahoo....42.6 seconds. A new record

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Is that burning sensation normal??

 

[Leananshee]

Damn...you stayed on the bull longer.

tim :eek

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Omg I'm soooo bored!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Yes. My seed is mighty within you

 

[Nikelodeon]

Oh Mom!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Damn I shoulda toldja about the yeast infection

 

[kim3478]

Would you like me to brown your meat?

 

[ConTRo13R]

I wish i had a cookie

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh that was good.........I'm only gonna charge you half cab fare now

 

[KpAtch3s]

10 seconds...."Done!"

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'll tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you were?

 

[KpAtch3s]

 

[Tangerine]

Oh God!... you're so great... um... uh... YOU!

 

[kim3478]

You're doing it wrong!

 

[Wichita]

concentrate, concentrate...

 

[kim3478]

Your ___ is hairy!?

 

[Wichita]

nah I shaved, do you like it?