Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[itsmeJonB]

Fatality!

 

[Wichita]

wake up, wake up

 

[Tangerine]

I don't like jocks. Remember?

No, that is always a bad thing to say during sex. No matter what situation you're in.

**Writes on Post-It and sticks to fridge**

 

[Tangerine]

Buy my buick!!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Go Go Gadget Cock!

 

[Laure]

Go Go Gadget Cock!

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Best one yet.

 

[RedRyder]

OMG! It broke!


..... No. Not the condom. My fingernail. Sheesh!

 

[ClicheGuevara]

Some gas would probably be worse then anything you could say.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

omg did you forget to wash your balls?!

 

[Tyler Durden]

You better rep me for this later!!

 

[JanieDough]

You better rep me for this later!!

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wow - now THAT is a dedicated OTZer.






Did some one already say "Ouch"?

Because that is a buzz killer as well.

 

[Abcinthia]

Iis this your first time with a post-op?

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

You BROTHER was BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[kim3478]

What did I just swallow?

You're leaking...

 

[Abcinthia]

Now I've been with everyone in this family.

 

[Tyler Durden]

That was SO beautiful, did you feel like we merged and we were as one and that the heavens wept as I am right now?

 

[Abcinthia]

Hold on, I want to change the channel.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I conquered you, you're mine, forever, I winz

 

[Abcinthia]

On second thoughts, lets turn the lights out.

 

[kim3478]

It probably isn't the biggest I've seen =/