Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[MoonOwl]

Is that my wife's car pulling into the driveway!?!

 

[Saffy]

Don't forget my mum is coming for dinner tomorrow~

 

[keano]

What am i doing?

 

[robdawg1]

who's your mommy...!

 

[keano]

up and down, nice and easy does it...

 

[robdawg1]

aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh KELLY CLARKSON!!!!

( side bar unless it is actually Kelly Clarkson with whom the said whoopy is happening)

 

[keano]

Oh look at that pretty birdie...

 

[robdawg1]

OH YES, ..wait is it supposed to look like that...

 

[keano]

I can't feel the side's....

 

[robdawg1]

I can feel something in there, i just can't get to it

 

[keano]

Right now hang on while i take a deep breath and dive!!!

 

[robdawg1]

stop crying it will be over in a second...make it 2 seconds...see im done it wasnt that bad...here's a kleenex

 

[keano]

I think you've got trouble down south!

 

[robdawg1]

is now the time to tell you i have herpies?

 

[keano]

Are we done yet?

 

[robdawg1]

Are we done yet?

lol, are you asking me or is that a part of the thread.....lol:surrender

 

[keano]

lol, are you asking me or is that a part of the thread.....lol:surrender

:24::24::24:

Part of the thread....

 

[Wicked Uncouth]

Definitely a hit and miss...make that just a miss.

 

[NuckingFuts]

You want me to do what to that?

It looks like a hachet wound!

 

[bTooThorough]

my last test came up positive