Is that my wife's car pulling into the driveway!?!
Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
- Thread starter Gabriel Zero
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Don't forget my mum is coming for dinner tomorrow~ 
What am i doing?
who's your mommy...!
up and down, nice and easy does it...
aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh KELLY CLARKSON!!!!
( side bar unless it is actually Kelly Clarkson with whom the said whoopy is happening)
( side bar unless it is actually Kelly Clarkson with whom the said whoopy is happening)
Oh look at that pretty birdie...
OH YES, ..wait is it supposed to look like that...
I can't feel the side's....
I can feel something in there, i just can't get to it
Right now hang on while i take a deep breath and dive!!!
stop crying it will be over in a second...make it 2 seconds...see im done it wasnt that bad...here's a kleenex
I think you've got trouble down south!
is now the time to tell you i have herpies?
Are we done yet?
Definitely a hit and miss...make that just a miss.
You want me to do what to that?
It looks like a hachet wound!
It looks like a hachet wound!
my last test came up positive