Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[kim3478]

(Actually I like hair)...

I just got hair in my mouth!

 

[Wichita]

Im gay

hahahaha

 

[kim3478]

Lol

YA MUM!

 

[Wichita]

your 3 minutes are over. NEXT

 

[kim3478]

Omg like seriously, can you please kiss my arse?

 

[Azazel]

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[Wichita]

hahahhaah

wait, where's the condom?

 

[kim3478]

Lol nice pic haha.
You are so bad, seriously, I'm gettin' tha lube.

 

[Wichita]

what's this "lube" ya' talk about??? hahahaha

I like it raw

 

[kim3478]

(Lube is so nice, and cold at first, ooh it's good).

It feels like I'm screwing an animal.

Oh dear.

 

[Wichita]

hahahaha country boys like it raw.

btw, "KY" best lube ever!

 

[kim3478]

Haha, oh I use one called Wet Stuff Gold with vitamin E. Is also edible apparently.

 

[Wichita]

with vitamin E? girls.... ya'll always need to take care of you skin right???

 

[kim3478]

Hahaha, well I don't know what the vitamin E is for, but I'm sure it makes it better in some way lol

 

[Wichita]

vitamin E, is for EXCITED!

 

[kim3478]

Lol Exquisite texture, oOoOoOohHhHh.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Pizzas ready!

 

[Wichita]

damn! am I missing the football?

 

[kim3478]

Ew, belly button lint.

 

[Wichita]

ew, wig