Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[SouthOfHeaven]

Damn I got offline for this?!

 

[Tyler Durden]

I love you so much. Let's make a suicide pact now

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Okay i gotta pee

 

[darkcgi]

WTF is that smell???

 

[Abcinthia]

Your mother lets me do it!

 

[Tyler Durden]

My gun just unloaded in your vessell of love

 

[darkcgi]

Is that all you got! Well I hope those lips of yours vibrate like chainsaw!

 

[Abcinthia]

Don't worry, it is pretty cold tonight.

 

[kim3478]

"I'm posting this on Offtopicz".

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

who the hell are you again?

 

[Abcinthia]

Bukakke time everyone!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Your pillows make me squirt

 

[Abcinthia]

You got it in my eye!

 

[Tyler Durden]

*woo woo....woo woo" (like a train)

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh god.........it may be time to get yer jugs waxed

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Did I mention ur grandpas sexy??)

 

[Tyler Durden]

This is my revenge for that time you neg repped me LOL

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Oh fuck he's home!!!

 

[Leananshee]

Is that you or am I in a fold? Ever consider Jenny Craig?

Ecch. Put your clothes back on. I can't even put a flag over that and do it for my country.

tim :eek

 

[Tyler Durden]

YES. Now let's hurry to the puter and complete that "when was the last time you had sex" thread