Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Anie]

I'm bleeding

 

[canidae]

Onh NOOOOOES, I think it's broke for good this time!

 

[Anie]

Oh honey... can you please turn off the light, your nose hairs... well... ewww

 

[Goddess]

I didn't need to see THAT!!!!

 

[Anie]

Did you friggin shave, I mean come on...

 

[LetsAllConform]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

 

[satinbutterfly]

Could you go let the dog in?

 

[Goddess]

I think I'm gonna throw up!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh I'm definitely not repping you for that

 

[Goddess]

You know I'm really a guy, right? :eek

 

[Tyler Durden]

We must do this again, just not soon

 

[Goddess]

*removes hand* Here, let me do that myself.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Are you asleep?

 

[Goddess]

You wanna put WHAT in WHERE??

 

[Mrs Behavin]

oh god not again

 

[Maulds]

Shit you said Zach wouldnt be home til later!!!!

 

[USF Sam]

I Winz!

 

[ConTRo13R]

jeez that one for the archives

 

[Saffy]

So shall we paint the ceiling ourselves or call in the decorators!

 

[AUFred]

WOW, that stinks!