Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Tyler Durden]

Door opens......

"Oh hi Mom"

 

[satinbutterfly]

That's how I roll!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Stick it in my pussy........damn it I meant I'm gonna stick it in yours.......I'm not good at this!

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

So thats where i put my keys

 

[LetsAllConform]

"Achievement Unlocked!"

 

[katt]

It's too big, you are hurting me!

 

[333halfabeast]

"Achievement Unlocked!"

:24: I have actually said "Flawless Victory" once to a boyfriend I had that was a video gamer.

 

[Anie]

The cake is a lie

 

[KpAtch3s]

Ouch! I think I broke it.

 

[RedRyder]

There's a spider on the ceiling....... KILL IT!!!!

 

[Goddess]

Stop!!!!

 

[RedRyder]

Turn the channel will ya?

 

[Darrell]

You do ass to mouth........right?

 

[Goddess]

Where did you put the remote?

 

[Anie]

You son of a bitch, the condom broke!

 

[RedRyder]

Your name is John, right?

 

[Goddess]

Shh - I'm making my grocery list.

 

[satinbutterfly]

You're going to have to do a lot better than that!

 

[Anie]

Where did my clothes go, I need to go find a better lay.

 

[Goddess]

You need directions?