Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[satinbutterfly]

You're fucking awful!

 

[Anie]

WTF dude I was sleeping!

 

[satinbutterfly]

There are no refunds!

 

[Goddess]

Let's NOT do that again!

 

[Anie]

The worst thing you can do

*evil glare with stone cold silence*

 

[Darrell]

It's not gonna suck itself.

 

[Anie]

Well you're the one sucking anways... sooo... yeah

 

[Goddess]

*looks at watch* Are we about done here?

 

[Darrell]

That was an hour of my life I can never get back.

 

[Anie]

An Hour, pffft, more like a minute, lol!

 

[Goddess]

John? Jim? Jake? Whatthehellis your name?

 

[RedRyder]

Can we get this over with? I've got a date.

 

[Anie]

Oh shit! My Husband is home!

 

[Goddess]

Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaawwwww!!!

 

[Anie]

Ahhh damn, that will leave a mark

 

[Darrell]

Ahhh damn, that will leave a mark

That's what your sister said.

 

[Anie]

I'm an only child.

 

[Goddess]

You're serious??????

 

[Anie]

Well... bring out my toy, I need to finish

 

[Goddess]

Damn! That WAS fast!!!