Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[SammyStephens]

I'll let you borrow my shampoo for the crabs, looks like you are going to need it

 

[333halfabeast]

Are all of you guys on the same team?

 

[jassilem]

Ever heard of a razor?

 

[JimmyD]

Geronimo!

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

shit i forgot to put on a condom

 

[Tyler Durden]

That was like sex, only quicker

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

is it in?
OMG! THIS IS BETTER THAN PUDDING!

 

[Anie]

*yawns* oh... you're done already :|

 

[RedRyder]

Baby.... Let me have the remote to change the channel!

 

[satinbutterfly]

Could you move to the left a lil bit? You're blocking the TV.

 

[RedRyder]

What time is it?

 

[Goddess]

Are you sure you've done this before????

 

[SammyStephens]

Oh Baby!!! You have your Mother's breast!!!

 

[Goddess]

Wow, your sister was right. . .you are good!

 

[canidae]

Wait! I think I'm stuck!!!

 

[SammyStephens]

Hey, when you asked me if I had that thing fixed, you meant the washing machine right?

 

[Goddess]

So WHO told you that you were really good at this?

 

[canidae]

Him: 301 dollars! Which cheap bastard gave you the one dollar?

Her: All of them!

 

[SammyStephens]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[satinbutterfly]

Phone rings.

"Oh hi Mom!"