I'll let you borrow my shampoo for the crabs, looks like you are going to need it
Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
- Thread starter Gabriel Zero
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Are all of you guys on the same team?
Ever heard of a razor?
shit i forgot to put on a condom
That was like sex, only quicker
is it in?
OMG! THIS IS BETTER THAN PUDDING!
OMG! THIS IS BETTER THAN PUDDING!
*yawns* oh... you're done already :|
Could you move to the left a lil bit? You're blocking the TV.
Are you sure you've done this before????
Oh Baby!!! You have your Mother's breast!!!
Wow, your sister was right. . .you are good!
Wait! I think I'm stuck!!!
Hey, when you asked me if I had that thing fixed, you meant the washing machine right?
So WHO told you that you were really good at this?
Him: 301 dollars! Which cheap bastard gave you the one dollar?
Her: All of them!
Her: All of them!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phone rings.
"Oh hi Mom!"
"Oh hi Mom!"