Worst movie you've ever seen?

[hart]

I think you've thinking of Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubricks last and probably worst film, that was shit and for a real married couple they had absolutely no chemistry between them!

Peter is right, Eyes Wide Shut was the stinker I was thinking of, though I didn't like the other film much either....'course I'm not a big fan of those two, especially Cruise, I hate it when he's in a movie and I like it anyway, in real life he BUGS me.

 

[porterjack]

two girls and a cup

was full of shit

 

[hart]

Two girls and a cup full of shit......I can see where that would be bad

 

[porterjack]

Two girls and a cup full of shit......I can see where that would be bad

you seen it?

 

[edgray]

Vanilla Sky was fucking awful. Had to watch that in a cinema in the summer and the a/c was out. Not one person left from there satisfied. The original was no better.

 

[Abcinthia]

Vanilla Sky was fucking awful. Had to watch that in a cinema in the summer and the a/c was out. Not one person left from there satisfied. The original was no better.

I quite liked Vanila Sky. I'd love to see the original at some point though, I have no doubt it's better - originals normally are.

 

[Zorak]

I quite liked Vanila Sky. I'd love to see the original at some point though, I have no doubt it's better - originals normally are.

I've seen the original. Los Ojos or whatever it's called, I think the James Cameron version is better.

 

[Abcinthia]

I've seen the original. Los Ojos or whatever it's called, I think the James Cameron version is better.

When did you see it? Why wasn't I there watching it? True it took us about 3 attempts to watch Vanilla Sky due to a certain someone

Is it one of the many movies you have downloaded?

 

[Springsteen]

Missed this thread first time round, glad it's been bumped though just so I could put Urban Legend. I thought it was fucking terrible.

THEY MADE TWO MORE?!?

Whoever directed them should be taken out back and shot. In the kneecaps. And then the head. Several times.

 

[dkwrtw]

lol, Urban Legend wasn't THAT bad, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is by far the shittiest movie ever made.

 

[Tuffdisc]

For me, it has to be "Buster", the acting is awful, the singing of the national anthem is so damn cheesy that I nearly kicked in my TV

 

[Jerk]

"Teeth"

omglol

 

[Abcinthia]

"Teeth"

omglol

Is that the one where the woman's vagina had teeth? I thought it was HILARIOUS but that might be my sick sense of humour.

 

[USF Sam]

Is that the one where the woman's vagina had teeth? I thought it was HILARIOUS but that might be my sick sense of humour.

The Snapper.... :24:



Worst movie I ever saw... something like "Mega Shark" or something like that. It was a "Jaws" rip-off with truly horrid acting and the underwater shark sequences where lifted straight off the Discovery Channel and they used the same two or three repeatedly.

EPICLY bad.

EDIT: Found it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/




Ohhh... or "Skyscraper"... Anna Nicole Smith so stoned it was painful to watch. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114467/

 

[Natasha]

Ohhh... or "Skyscraper"... Anna Nicole Smith so stoned it was painful to watch. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114467/

Anna Nicole Smith was ALWAYS painful to watch. I actually used to watch her reality show and it as like watching a train wreck. NOBODY was surprised when she died. Watching her try to string a sentence together was like watching God create the circulatory system or something...it was like she was using ALL her power to get it done.

 

[USF Sam]

Anna Nicole Smith was ALWAYS painful to watch. I actually used to watch her reality show and it as like watching a train wreck. NOBODY was surprised when she died. Watching her try to string a sentence together was like watching God create the circulatory system or something...it was like she was using ALL her power to get it done.

Such a waste.. when she first came out she was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Truly stunning, complete with a full collection of curves. One of the few "actresses" out there that women could look at and think "Wow... I don't have to be a 97-pound Sarah Jessica Parker stick-figure to be considered attractive".

But she was really just a small-town girl who was not programmed to handle Hollywood and the sharks that immediately started circling. That, and it turns out she had the common sense of a bowl of tapioca.

 

[Pinkette]

I would have to say personally for me it has to be Cloverfield.. I really couldn't stand that film.. the way it was shot and the fact it gave no answers.

 

[Finnishblond]

Too many of them. I say horror movies and action movies generally.

 

[Codrus]

i'll say it again....this is the worst movie i have ever seen

 

[itsmeJonB]

well, I did see Eclipse. thats up there