Worst movie you've ever seen?

[cam elle toe]

As a women, you can't understand how a women can wear clean hotpants in a desert.

As a man, I can explain to you how to lubricate and maintain an engine in a dust intensive environment :surrender

Clean "looking" black ones maybe...but pure white long ones and all those explosions and orange dirt...

Oh....and Isabelle Lucas...the Aussie chick? She's an even worse actess than Megan Fox...if thast at all possible.


Now, explain to me this lubrication.

 

[Minor Axis]

Transformers. What utter crap. How on earth did she go through all those desert explosions, and still have whiter than white tight pants......:willy_nilly:

Short answer: Suspension of disbelief.

Loved the first Transformers. Second one not as good. In the second one, there was so much closeup action on screen at times it was hard to tell what one transformer was doing to the other. Like one of those cartoon fur ball, cat fights.

 

[Kyle B]

Forced to go to both... Mamma Mia was the more worthless of the two.

I'm pickier now about my movies. Nothing I've seen lately qualifies as the worst.

Regarding the chick flick comment, I thought Fried Green Tomatoes would be classified as a chick flick, but it was an incredibly good movie.

Yep, Fried Green Tomatoes also impressed me. Unlike many other chick flicks, it had a good story line and a surprise at the end that I never saw coming. :thumbup

 

[Minor Axis]

Hey Kyle I tried to give you some more rep, but the board slapped my fingers!

All most every movie preview I look at now, I try to figure out if I just saw every good scene from the movie and try to talk myself out of why this particular movie will suck. Even then it's a 50-50 shot, the movie is still gonna suck!

 

[Dana]

Eternal Sunshine or Memento....

 

[Abcinthia]

Eternal Sunshine or Memento....

Why? Both of them are favourite films of mine and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about them.

 

[Peter Parka]

Why? Both of them are favourite films of mine and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about them.

The're not Disney cartoons aimed at 5 year olds so Dana wouldn't like them.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Why? Both of them are favourite films of mine and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about them.

Not enough fart jokes

 

[Abcinthia]

Not enough fart jokes

That's true. Memento would have been heaps better if the guy lost his memory every time someone farted :24:

 

[hart]

That's true. Memento would have been heaps better if the guy lost his memory every time someone farted :24:

Me, I wouldn't mind losing my sense of smell everytime somebody farted, temporarily

 

[edgray]

Eternal Sunshine or Memento....

Why? Both of them are favourite films of mine and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about them.

totally agree with you here Abcinthia - two of my favourite films too, in fact, I'd rank Memento at number 2, behind Fight Club. Eternal Sunshine probably in the later part of my top ten.

 

[hart]

What was that one with Tom Cruise and his then wife, oh yeah Moulin Rouge, something like that I think that sucked big time!!!!!

 

[Abcinthia]

I didn't like Moulin Rouge. Every sleep over I went to the girls insisted on watching it becuase "it's soooooooo amazing"

 

[Peter Parka]

What was that one with Tom Cruise and his then wife, oh yeah Moulin Rouge, something like that I think that sucked big time!!!!!

I think you've thinking of Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubricks last and probably worst film, that was shit and for a real married couple they had absolutely no chemistry between them!

 

[Zorak]

I like Eyes Wide Shut.

You need to watch it 4 or 5 times to really fathom everything that is going on in it.

 

[dkwrtw]

Why? Both of them are favourite films of mine and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about them.

they could have used a rape scene or two.

 

[AUFred]

"Attack of the killer tomatoes" so bad the made a sequel "Attack of the killer tomatoes 2".

 

[hart]

"Attack of the killer tomatoes" so bad the made a sequel "Attack of the killer tomatoes 2".

Oh Fred, there are some films that are so bad they are good, of course, it helps if you are drinking a lot too

 

[AUFred]

Oh Fred, there are some films that are so bad they are good, of course, it helps if you are drinking a lot too

George Clooney is in the sequel. I had a good friend who was just a friend. She and I picked the worst movies to go watch. Several times we arrived in the theater to be a couple only a half dozen people in the theater. Today those would be considered renters but 30 years ago renting wasn't an option.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Oh Fred, there are some films that are so bad they are good, of course, it helps if you are drinking a lot too

Like Evil Dead