Dani Woodward has pretty decent scenes. Doesn't seem quite as fake, like she's actually enjoying it.
Anyway, I can't believe people are actually dissing the cheesy music and the horrible plot lines! That stuff is hilarious! I would love to write a porno, it'd be so much fun. In fact, I even have the beginning:
Start off with some words on a black screen, something that talks about how the world is in turmoil and a hero must emerge and save the world. Have an old, wise man narrate it because what's cooler than a gruff voice?
Cut to some really nice scenery shots, showing how beautiful the world could be.
Cut to a shot where the camera is kind of on the ground, showing the back of someone's fully clothed legs.
Pan around a bit so you can see there's a person standing a ways in front of him, while still showing the legs. Think of a Western movie where two people are having a stand off... wait for a minute, build tension...
Then the pants drop. Bam, right there.
I'll call it... Hardwood.
What I don't like about porn are some of the stupid positions. Not the ones you don't see very often, but the stupid fucking position where the guy is lying down, and the girl is riding him only she's not facing him, she's facing the camera and her legs are spread open. So like, they're both facing the same way. I didn't describe that well, I don't think, but I hate it because it's in every porn movie and they only do it because it "looks good" for the camera. I'd rather watch genuine looking sex. I hate that position.
