What do you hate about adult movies

[Panacea]

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I really dislike porn with women that shove really large, strange items into themselves. It's like a competition to see who can stretch their cunt the most. Is that meant to be erotic? It just makes me feel a bit ill.

I agree, quite disturbing

 

[pjbleek]

still am of the opinion that the 70s porn was good quality, no fake boobs....and okay the music was as cheesy as hell but hey..ya gotta sacrifice something, right?

 

[jassilem]

still am of the opinion that the 70s porn was good quality, no fake boobs....and okay the music was as cheesy as hell but hey..ya gotta sacrifice something, right?

Just watch it muted? :surrender

 

[pjbleek]

Just watch it muted? :surrender

never thought of that......

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[Skorpy]

That you always see a women getting into a shower..or there is any excuse to see a women half naked. Yet you rarely even see a man ass.

 

[Maulds]

What I hate most is how my life doesn't resemble one at all

 

[JoeCool10]

I hate the crappy elevator music, the shitty acting, fake boobs (actually ANY fake parts), droopy lady parts, small penises and ugly men. I would watch an amateur video any day over a professional video (except for Brazzers. I like Brazzers).

Oh and I absolutely HATE when a women is having an obnoxiously fake orgasm. Like being really loud and he's not even reaming her yet.

 

[Natasha]

Ermmmm...I just happened to see a spider viewing this thread and I can't believe it never got sent to the Underground or the Complex at least, LOL. Moving it now.

 

[Darrell]

John Holmes moustache.

 

[Boomerang]

I have never ever watched one. No lie. I live a sad, sheltered life.

 

[Natasha]

I have never ever watched one. No lie. I live a sad, sheltered life.

You're not missing much, LOL

 

[Darrell]

I have never ever watched one. No lie. I live a sad, sheltered life.

I can send you a few links. IJS

 

[Natasha]

I can send you a few links. IJS

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I was gonna ask if anybody actually BUYS porn anymore anyways w/ all the free sites that are out there now. :24:

 

[HK]

I was gonna ask if anybody actually BUYS porn anymore anyways w/ all the free sites that are out there now. :24:

The only reason I can see for paid sites is if you're into some really specialised, messed up porn, the kind that you don't get on the free sites :ninja

Otherwise yeah, what the hell?

 

[Natasha]

The only reason I can see for paid sites is if you're into some really specialised, messed up porn, the kind that you don't get on the free sites :ninja

Yeah, I have a friend that has a membership to one of those sites. I used to drink w/ him and a couple of other people and we'd get good and drunk and go watch all this crazy shit (ballooning, casting, midget porn, so on). But once you start to sober up and stop laughing you realize "ummmm, Chris has a membership to that site." :24:

 

[Francis]

Ermmmm...I just happened to see a spider viewing this thread and I can't believe it never got sent to the Underground or the Complex at least, LOL. Moving it now.

Did you look to see if the spider was.... You know.... Excited.... Bwahahahaha :24:

 

[RedRyder]

Yeah, I have a friend that has a membership to one of those sites. I used to drink w/ him and a couple of other people and we'd get good and drunk and go watch all this crazy shit (ballooning, casting, midget porn, so on). But once you start to sober up and stop laughing you realize "ummmm, Chris has a membership to that site." :24:

OMG! Too funny. Bwahahahahahahahaha......

 

[rback33]

LMAO we need to hook boomie up.... horrid acting rates right up there for me...

 

[Darrell]

LMAO we need to hook boomie up.... horrid acting rates right up there for me...

Oh yeah, horrible acting is a real deal breaker for me too. Because we all know I turned it on for the plot.

:sarcasm

 

[rback33]

Oh yeah, horrible acting is a real deal breaker for me too. Because we all know I turned it on for the plot.

:sarcasm

LMAO some of the plots are at least funny!