What do you hate about adult movies

[Abcinthia]

Lol awesome bump!

To get on-topic - I hate how some of them have really cheesy dance music over the top. Like it's not even faux-romantic music, it's entirely out of place club tunes.

That and the fact that apparently, no man ever finishes inside a woman. They always pull out and do it on her face.

Wait, that isn't normal?! :willy_nilly::willy_nilly:


I hate Pizza Porn when the pizza suddenly vanishes after a couple of minutes. Why name it pizza porn if the pizza is not the main focus of the film?!?!?!?!

 

[Springsteen]

That and the fact that apparently, no man ever finishes inside a woman. They always pull out and do it on her face.

Depends which one you watch, I've watched ones where the guys finishes inside.

 

[Panacea]

The fact 9 times out of 10 the guy is nasty looking (I'm talking mullets,etc). I know the reasoning, that it's not about the guy, but it still sucks.

Stupid people in the movies, saying stupid things. Don't talk, get to hammering, there's a reason you've chosen porn as a career and not public speaking.

I don't like trashy looking girls, with bbq sauce tans, and puckered balloon implants, with crotch tattoos and long fake nails.

And lastly I don't like porn featuring small penises. I'm not a porn star because I don't look like one and I accept that. A small penis should disqualify you from mainstream porn. Now if it's dingy fetish porn, ok lol

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

it's always about the guy.... And slopping cum all over her face and body and wth? who's gonna have to clean that shit up? i mean... Do you really wanna have a smoke after that sitting all covered and pretty in..... Nuf said.....

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[pjbleek]

The fact 9 times out of 10 the guy is nasty looking (I'm talking mullets,etc). I know the reasoning, that it's not about the guy, but it still sucks.

Stupid people in the movies, saying stupid things. Don't talk, get to hammering, there's a reason you've chosen porn as a career and not public speaking.

I don't like trashy looking girls, with bbq sauce tans, and puckered balloon implants, with crotch tattoos and long fake nails.

And lastly I don't like porn featuring small penises. I'm not a porn star because I don't look like one and I accept that. A small penis should disqualify you from mainstream porn. Now if it's dingy fetish porn, ok lol

this being said no Irish man would ever be a porn star, even if your name is Peter O'myitsobig!

 

[The Doc]

so much bad acting

 

[brieze]

so much bad acting

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I hate it when girl one is moaning just as loud as girl two, but girl two is the one getting fingered.

And music. I want to hear sex, not elevator music.

 

[dkwrtw]

I hate when the guy in the scene is really loud and obnoxious, really kills the mood lol

 

[Alexis]

Basically everything. They are created by men and essentially for men, with very few exceptions,for men's Masturbatory activities.

 

[Panacea]

:homo:

I hate it when girl one is moaning just as loud as girl two, but girl two is the one getting fingered.

And music. I want to hear sex, not elevator music.

Haha so true

 

[Panacea]

Women who moan on every thrust... "OH" *slap* "OH" *slap* "OH" *slap*...
What is this an effing math rock jam session or are you having sex?

 

[pjbleek]

those phone sex ads at the beginning are a bit of a turn off as well...

 

[Panacea]

this being said no Irish man would ever be a porn star, even if your name is Peter O'myitsobig!

I hadn't heard that about the Irish are you making that up?
My statement is not an indictment on the less than horse monster men on earth, hell, half of these porn guys are probably too big for most normal women hehe.

 

[Roxi]

When you can tell the movies where made in the 80s and 90s cause the woman's vagina has sideburns bigger than the man she is doing!!

 

[Alexis]

when you can tell the movies where made in the 80s and 90s cause the woman's vagina has sideburns bigger than the man she is doing!!

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[HK]

Oh lmao and when you put two girls with one guy, they have to have a moaning competition! One girl by itself ca be bad enough, put two in the room and it's like they have to prove who loves cock more.

 

[Kilobii]

Adult movies? *angel face*

 

[The Doc]

:homo:

I hate it when girl one is moaning just as loud as girl two, but girl two is the one getting fingered.

And music. I want to hear sex, not elevator music.

the acting is worse then a fucking bollywood movie, and i pray there are no gay story lines

 

[jassilem]

When you can tell the movies where made in the 80s and 90s cause the woman's vagina has sideburns bigger than the man she is doing!!

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Thank you Roxi for the giggles I now have..

 

[Abcinthia]

When you can tell the movies where made in the 80s and 90s cause the woman's vagina has sideburns bigger than the man she is doing!!

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I really dislike porn with women that shove really large, strange items into themselves. It's like a competition to see who can stretch their cunt the most. Is that meant to be erotic? It just makes me feel a bit ill.