Want some VD

[Natasha]

Person A: "What's the difference between a refrigerator and a toilet?"
Person B: "I don't know."
Person A: "You're disgusting!"

That shouldn't have made me laugh...but it did.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Person A: "What's the difference between a refrigerator and a toilet?"
Person B: "I don't know."
Person A: "You're disgusting!"

:24: Repped

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Ermm, check your transactions. I thought I gave you tokenz. Can't tell from my phone, though.

Well, color me all big mouthed and stuff! :24: Yes, they are there. It used to be that there would be a pop up box (like when you have a PM) that alerts you. Guess we don't have that anymore?

Thanks, Natasha! :thumbup


Before I go...How Long is a Chinaman.

 

[Natasha]

Well, color me all big mouthed and stuff! :24:

Yes, they are there. It used to be that there would be a pop up box (like when you have a PM) that alerts you. Guess we don't have that anymore?

Thanks, Natasha! :up:


Before I go...

How Long is a Chinaman.

Yeah, those went away w/ the upgrade. It's one of those things that never really comes up until someone is looking for tokenz.

I don't know...how long IS a Chinaman???

 

[freakofnature]

I don't know...how long IS a Chinaman???

That's the joke. It's not a question...it's a statement. :ninja I had to read it three times before I got it. :tooth

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Yeah, those went away w/ the upgrade. It's one of those things that never really comes up until someone is looking for tokenz.

I don't know...how long IS a Chinaman???

How long IS a Chinaman! You geddit?









.I'm guessing no.

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Check yer rep, too.

 

[Natasha]

That's the joke. It's not a question...it's a statement. :ninja I had to read it three times before I got it. :tooth

Okay...I giggled. *smh*

 

[GoldDust Woman]

That's the joke. It's not a question...it's a statement. :ninja I had to read it three times before I got it. :tooth

Dang you, Zirc! I wanted to watch her squirm a bit! :24:


Now, go to your room! :mad

 

[freakofnature]

Uh oh...I have incured the wrath of GDW.

 

[Thornless]

...there once was a man from Nantucket
who had a unit so long he could suck it
he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin

awww .....fuck it I forgot the punchline!!!!

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

 

[Thornless]

This one is long, but it's always been my favorite.


The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...

The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."

Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

[Johnfromokc]

Bwahahahaha! Thorny's joke reminded me of this one. I heard it on 96 ROCK one morning on the way to work in Atlanta many years ago:

A cowboy is riding along and comes across a shady meadow with a creek running through it. He decides to water his horse and rest a while. As he is letting his horse drink, he notices an Indian nearby. The Indian has a dog, a horse and a sheep with him.

The cowboy walks over and says hello, and asks the Indian how he is doing.

The Indian replies "Me fine".

"Great!" replies the cowboy. "Would you mind if I talk to your dog?"

The Indian looks at the cowboy strangely and says "Dog no talk".

The cowboy says, "Well, do you mind if I try anyway?"

Indian says "Go ahead."

The cowboy asks the dog how life is treating him.

The dog replies "Life is great here in the meadow! Plenty of cool water in the creek, and the Indian feeds me well. No complaints from me."

Indian says "Hmmmm....Dog no talk before."

Then the cowboy asks if the Indian minds if he talks to the horse.

The indian says "Horse no talk."

The cowboy says "Do you mind if I try?"

The Indian says "Go ahead".

So the cowboy asks the horse how things are going.

The horse replies "Life is awesome here in the meadow! Lots of lush green grass to eat, cool clear water in the creek to drink, and the Indian gives me some oats everyday. All is well in the meadow for me."

The indian says "Hmmmm.....Horse no talk before."

Then the cowboy asks the Indian if he can talk to the sheep.

The Indian replies "Sheep lie!"

 

[Aeval]

A flat-chest young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He, winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'

 

[Natasha]

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Ehhhh...I like the one where the kid's name is "broken condom" in the punchline better.

The Indian replies "Sheep lie!"

:24:

He, winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock...'

I cracked a smile, but didn't laugh. I'll give you 5K for it.

 

[Leananshee]

Why can't alcoholics be lawyers?

They can't pass the bar.

 

[Natasha]

Why can't alcoholics be lawyers?

They can't pass the bar.

I cracked a smile and ALMOST laughed. I'll give you 5K.

 

[jassilem]

[FONT=&quot]1. Men are like… [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Laxatives[/FONT][FONT=&quot]… [/FONT][FONT=&quot]They irritate the crap out of you.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
2. Men are like... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Bananas[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]... The older they get, the less firm they are.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
3. Men are like ...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Weather...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Nothing can be done to change them.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
4. Men are like… [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Blenders …[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] You need One, but you're not quite sure why.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
5. Men are like... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Chocolate Bars[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
6. Men are like… [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Commercials[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... You can't believe a word they say.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
7. Men are like…[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Department Stores[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
8. Men are like… Government[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Bonds[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... They take soooooooo long to mature.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
9. Men are like... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mascara…[/FONT][FONT=&quot] They usually run at the first sign of emotion.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
10. Men are like...[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Popcorn…[/FONT][FONT=&quot] They satisfy you, but only for a little while.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
11. Men are like…[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Snowstorms[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
12. Men are like...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Lava Lamps[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... Fun to look at, but not very bright.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
13. Men are like…[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Parking Spots… [/FONT][FONT=&quot] All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[/FONT]

 

[Natasha]

[FONT=&amp][/FONT][FONT=&amp]13. Men are like…[/FONT][FONT=&amp] Parking Spots… [/FONT][FONT=&amp] All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[/FONT]

:thumbdown

Sorry...should've caught me a week or so ago. :24:

 

[jassilem]

[FONT=&amp]Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.[/FONT]

[FONT=&amp]Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.[/FONT]

[FONT=&amp]Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.[/FONT]

[FONT=&amp]Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.[/FONT]