Want some VD

[Codrus]

:ninja Oh...ummm...my.

truth...is truth

 

[freakofnature]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

 

[Codrus]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

and anyone cant pee in your soup?......i wouldnt put it to the test

 

[Dana]

i wanbt tokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnz

 

[freakofnature]

and anyone cant pee in your soup?......i wouldnt put it to the test

Pee in my soup and I will hurt you. Bad. :mad

 

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[Galvatron]

my 1st cage fight

Over the moon coz today i won my first cage fight.


Feckin parrot won't be bitin me again .

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[Galvatron]

"Oh John, do you remember,

The last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn.

I wonder if we could find it again."

"I shouldn't think it'd be here after all this time."

He said, "But we'll go and have a look."

Surprisingly enough, the barn was still there.

"Look Doreen, I sat you on that fence over there and we made love, let's do it again."

She agreed and he sat her on the fence and began the business.

Doreen went completely wild, thrashing her arms in the air and waving her feet around.

"Wow, Doreen, you didn't do that last time."

"I know" she stammered, "but it wasn't electrified then."

 

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[jassilem]

LMAO.. that one is too funny.

 

[teh_fuzz]

had you posted teh same thread 12 yrs ago, i may have posted with
"You know, im always down for some venereal diseases"

but i am a married man now, so i will have to pass

 

[Natasha]

I think you're trying to make the wrong admin laugh.

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant...

I might have to remove this joke...but ehhh. Sorry.

So Do It By Hand!

Cracked a smile...I'll give you credit.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

It shouldn't make me laugh, but it did.

Ehhh.

Ehhhh.

Tee hee.

Tee hee.

Ehhh.

my 1st cage fight

Over the moon coz today i won my first cage fight.


Feckin parrot won't be bitin me again .

:24:


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Tee hee.

Tee hee.

"I know" she stammered, "but it wasn't electrified then."

I'll give you credit for it. I giggled a little...but I've heard it before.

LOL

Ehhh...but I'll give you credit b/c it kinda made me laugh.

had you posted teh same thread 12 yrs ago, i may have posted with
"You know, im always down for some venereal diseases"

but i am a married man now, so i will have to pass

I'll give you credit.

 

[Leananshee]

All these question threads got me thinking about a response a question thread I did awhile back. Gotta be tokenz-worthy:

How many fingers am I holding up?

Bitch. Now you're holding up one, and none on the fist you're balling up. OK, yeah, that's cheating.... (backs up a few feet)

She thought it was funny anyway.

 

[Leananshee]

What's the difference between pygmy warriors and jogging Kardashians?

You could call one of the groups cunning runts.