Want some VD

[Natasha]

Okay, Darrell's the best...it's fixed and you guys that made me laugh have been rewarded.

Sorry, jass...those 2 didn't do it for me, either.

 

[jassilem]

 

[Tuffdisc]

I do apologise that I wasn't able to make you laugh with the other posts

 

[Natasha]

Getting closer...although this one more makes me shake my head. I never understand women who don't carry condoms in their purse. It's BOTH parties responsibility...IJS

I do apologise that I wasn't able to make you laugh with the other posts

Ehh, it happens. I can have a warped sense of humor sometimes.

*hint* I enjoy tasteless jokes, folks.

 

[jassilem]

 

[Natasha]

That got a small chuckle, so I'll give you tokenz for that. And I totally <3 that shirt, IJS

 

[jassilem]

That got a small chuckle, so I'll give you tokenz for that. And I totally <3 that shirt, IJS

hehe I like it too.. and when I saw it.. I was like hrm.. flatter!

 

[Natasha]

That got a small chuckle, so I'll give you tokenz for that. And I totally <3 that shirt, IJS

Bwahahahahaha...ignore the note in my donation. I just hit Ctrl + V and forgot I had copied the username of the last person that I donated tokenz too. :24:

 

[jassilem]

One more cuz it make me giggle while looking!

 

[jassilem]

Bwahahahahaha...ignore the note in my donation. I just hit Ctrl + V and forgot I had copied the username of the last person that I donated tokenz too. :24:

Okies.... will do.. I am glad you crack yourself up

 

[NuckingFuts]

...there once was a man from Nantucket
who had a unit so long he could suck it
he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin



























awww .....fuck it I forgot the punchline!!!!

Let me finish that for you PJ


There once was a man from Nantucket. Who had a Dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.







If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!

 

[Tuffdisc]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail - and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him….what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good): A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Tuffdisc]

There was this doctor who for one reason or another decided to clone himself.

After it grew up and began looking more and more like him, he threw a party to show him off. The clone was a hit, a big hit. He walked, talked and acted exactly like the doctor.

Half-way into the party the clone went berserk. He started pinching all the womens breasts and grabbing their bottoms and using filthy, disgusting language. When enough of this had gone on to disrupt the party, the doctor began chasing the clone.

He chased him all through the house till finally they ended up on the roof. The doctor began to plea to the clone, inching closer and closer.

But he was too late, the clone fell to it’s death on the street below. Distraught, to say the least, the doctor phoned the police and reported everything that had happened.

The police came and arrested the doctor, for making an obscene clone fall.

 

[GoldDust Woman]

AWWWCRAP!!!...COD-DAMNIT,...I just neg repped goldie from my phone...Tash or Darrell,..can you fix it?
I wanted to rep her on her new user title..(damn sausage fingers):ninja

Cod-Damnit, is right! :mad

It's your lucky day. Natasha fixed it.

 

[Natasha]

One more cuz it make me giggle while looking!

Nope...sorry.

Let me finish that for you PJ

Nope...sorry.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail - and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him….what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good): A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Ehhhh...I'm indifferent. I'll give you 5K for it.

There was this doctor who for one reason or another decided to clone himself.

After it grew up and began looking more and more like him, he threw a party to show him off. The clone was a hit, a big hit. He walked, talked and acted exactly like the doctor.

Half-way into the party the clone went berserk. He started pinching all the womens breasts and grabbing their bottoms and using filthy, disgusting language. When enough of this had gone on to disrupt the party, the doctor began chasing the clone.

He chased him all through the house till finally they ended up on the roof. The doctor began to plea to the clone, inching closer and closer.

But he was too late, the clone fell to it’s death on the street below. Distraught, to say the least, the doctor phoned the police and reported everything that had happened.

The police came and arrested the doctor, for making an obscene clone fall.

It shouldn't have...but it did. Reminded me of the old joke, ehhhh, lemme see if I can google it.

A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.

They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.

The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.

One asked, "Do you know this guy?"

The second guy responded, "No, but his face rings a bell."

The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.

The same two guys walk by.

The first asks, "Do you know him?"

The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."

 

[GoldDust Woman]

So, the "tee hee's" and the "I giggled" don't count?
















See if I try to make you LOL ever again. :24:

 

[Natasha]

So, the "tee hee's" and the "I giggled" don't count?

See if I try to make you LOL ever again. :24:

Ermm, check your transactions. I thought I gave you tokenz. Can't tell from my phone, though.

 

[freakofnature]

Let's see if I can remember this right...

A middle-aged man had just bought himself a new Lamborghini. He decided to take it out for a spin on the freeway. He was doing 100mph when he looked in the rear view mirror and saw police car lights flashing. Instead of pulling over the man sped up to try and out run the police car. After a few minutes he came to his senses, slowed down and pulled over. The police officer walked over to his car. "Hello, sir. It's Friday and I've got about 5 minutes left on my shift. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before I'll let you go without a ticket." The man thought for a minute and then said, "I'm sorry, sir. My wife left me 10 years ago for a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," said the officer.

 

[lemon]

Person A: "What's the difference between a refrigerator and a toilet?"
Person B: "I don't know."
Person A: "You're disgusting!"

 

[Natasha]

Let's see if I can remember this right...

A middle-aged man had just bought himself a new Lamborghini. He decided to take it out for a spin on the freeway. He was doing 100mph when he looked in the rear view mirror and saw police car lights flashing. Instead of pulling over the man sped up to try and out run the police car. After a few minutes he came to his senses, slowed down and pulled over. The police officer walked over to his car. "Hello, sir. It's Friday and I've got about 5 minutes left on my shift. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before I'll let you go without a ticket." The man thought for a minute and then said, "I'm sorry, sir. My wife left me 10 years ago for a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," said the officer.

I've heard that one before...and I cracked a smile. Not as good as my FAVORITE police joke, though.

A woman was pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks her, "Can I see your license?"

"No," she says, "I don't have one. It was revoked after I went drunk driving."

"I see. Can I see your registration, then?"

"Oh, this isn't my car. I stole it."

"Uh-huh. Well, may I ask you why you're driving when you know it's against the law?"

"Oh, I just killed someone and had to chuck their body in the woods. The body's in the trunk."

"Can I take a look?"

"Not without a warrant."

The cop calls for backup; five police cars surround the woman; they call a judge and get a warrant. The officer pops the trunk; it's empty.

The officer's superior is talking to the woman, who has meanwhile produced a (valid) license and (valid) registration. The woman is absolutely indignant.

"I'm terribly sorry about this, ma'am," the sheriff says. "My colleague believed that you had stolen this car, had a revoked license, and had just committed murder."

"I'll bet the bastard told you I was speeding , too!"