The Man Test... for women! :ninja

[freakofnature]

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring? to prevent Sauron from finding it and ruling the world
2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important? it is the One Ring that rules all others
3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it) he originally was a hobbit-like creature who found the ring and possessed it for many years. It changes him into a very old, ugly creature who despises sunlight and eats raw fish
4. What does Gollum want in the movies? to get the ring back
5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies? he takes the ring from Frodo and then falls into the fires of Mount Doom and dies

STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer)
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars? Jar Jar Binks
4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force :ninja ) I'm actually not sure what this question is referring to.
5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to: Anakin was the "chosen one" who was supposed to bring balance to the force and eliminate the Dark Side
- Princess Leia - father
- Darth Vader - who Anakin becomes after being seduced by the Dark Side
- Luke skywalker - father

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise? James T. Kirk
2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek? :dunno
3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek? red
4. What race is Mr. Spock? half Vulcan, half human
5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!" Beam me up

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time? 80mph
2. What was the main character's name in BTTF? Marty McFly
3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF? Delorean
4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time? Crappy day!!! It's on the tip of my brain...
5. What year did the actors travel to in: haven't watched these movies in ages so these are guesses
- the First movie 1950's some time
- The Second movie it was the future... around 2010?
- The Third movie? no idea

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? machines control the world and use humans as a power source. The Matrix is a virtual world that humans think is real. Neo is The One who will free everyone else from the Matrix. To do this he must use martial arts and cool special effects.
2. How did Robocop become Robocop? Never watched Robocop
3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie? Predator
4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office? :dunno
5. Where is Tony Montana from? :dunno
6. What is BatMan's superpower? Batman doesn't have a super power. He's filthy rich and can afford cool gadgets.
7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon? whip
8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy) the Joker
9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following:
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground <--
C Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!
10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False) false

 

[Kat]

damn I forgot Spock was half human :24: I feel better now though that you posted though Zirconaz

 

[freakofnature]

damn I forgot Spock was half human :24: I feel better now though that you posted though Zirconaz

LOL! Well, I was supposed to be a boy but was born a girl. That's my excuse.

 

[Kat]

LOL! Well, I was supposed to be a boy but was born a girl. That's my excuse.

:24: that works

 

[Natasha]

I'm game...and I'm going to fail SO bad it's not even funny.

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring? I have no fucking clue except they keep calling it precious or something...right???
2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important? Ummm, I don't know.
3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it) Is that one of the hobbits??? There's hobbits, right???
4. What does Gollum want in the movies? Ummm...to protect the ring???
5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies? Uhhh...he goes to dinner w/ Shaq and eats BBQ ribs???

STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer) No clue.
2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars? Jar Jar Binks!!! I know that one!!!
4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force :ninja ) Ummmm.
5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to:
- Princess Leia - Brother, I think.
- Darth Vader - Son, right???
- Luke skywalker - Uhh...same person. I don't know if I'm remembering this right.

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise? There's been more than 1, right??? Uhhh...Captain Kirk???
2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek? No clue. Honestly, I've never watched a full episode. :24:
3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek? Orange??? I don't know, it's just an ugly color and nobody should EVER wear it.
4. What race is Mr. Spock? Klingon???
5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!" Beam me up!!! Yay, I got one!!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time? I don't know.
2. What was the main character's name in BTTF? Marty McFly!!! Woot!!!
3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF? Delorean (sp???).
4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time? Flux Capicator or something like that???
5. What year did the actors travel to in:
- the First movie - Ahh, fuck me, I don't know any of these.
- The Second movie - See above.
- The Third movie? - See above.

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? Something about a blue pill and a red pill and Keanu Reeves does some slow motion shit. :dunno
2. How did Robocop become Robocop? Uhhh...no clue.
3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie? Predator.
4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office? "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Right???
5. Where is Tony Montana from? Uhhh...I'm guessing Montana isn't the right answer b/c it would be too obvious.
6. What is BatMan's superpower? He kicks ass, LOL
7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon? Uhhh...he has a whip, doesn't he???
8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy)? The Joker.
9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following:
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground - This one.
C. Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!
10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False) False.

 

[dancingpotato]

I know none of the answers, having not seen but one of the films mentioned. So I could not even hazard a guess :24:

 

[teh_fuzz]

:tooth

Well considering you got most of the bonus questions right, you ended up at 100%! You my beloved wife are top notch nerdy-man catch! and thus you will never be allowed to go near nerd conferences unescorted by your truly!

I must say that it was a bit disappointing in that you missed ALL but one of the Star Wars questions.... i mean REALLY WOMAN???!! I think we have more star wars memorabilia about the house than religion stuff!!! :mad

but alas you shall henceforth be known as:
Stacilicious-nerd convention fap material duchess of dont-ask-me-anything-about-starwars-because-i-wont-know-it.

Go forth and may the force be with you... no really GO FIND IT!

 

[rback33]

Is "it" you lunch? :tooth

 

[teh_fuzz]

:tooth

There is an expression us men use "Its over 9000!" and well my fair irish lady youre "OVER 100!!"

As such you are an exceptional catch and would demand nerds LARP IRL to the death with their cushiony swords and wodden shields! but do not fret dear top notch man-material woman for LARP is serious business!

I here by bestow upon thee the title of:

Im-in-Ireland-and-I-dont-care-for-your-american-electric-woes-NOW FIGHT YOU NERDS!
duchess of i see your-shitty-american-beer-and-raise-you-awesome-whiskey.

 

[teh_fuzz]

how'd I do lol

125 pts

You my female lady friend are a nerds dream scholar! (not a gentleman obviously) not only did you know the answers to most of these questions, you bedazzled me with your answers for the times on the BTTF, i really cant argue with those answers LOL. Your infinite knowledge of the LOTR lore and your explanation about the Matrix would make any nerdy-man remember that awkward moment in school where the teacher calls him to the front of the class and he realizes he has a raging boner from looking at the hottie across the room... shame, yet excited!

I must give you a special title to go along with such awesomeness...

Kat, Master of awkward raging school boner moments, Lord-of-the-rings-scholar-and-know-it-all-of-all-that-is-the-Matrix

Go forth my friend - and feel fre to embelish that title as you wish for you... have earned your keep amongst the man-book of important stuff we care about.

 

[Niamh]

[/B]There is an expression us men use "Its over 9000!" and well my fair irish lady youre "OVER 100!!"

As such you are an exceptional catch and would demand nerds LARP IRL to the death with their cushiony swords and wodden shields! but do not fret dear top notch man-material woman for LARP is serious business!

I here by bestow upon thee the title of:

Im-in-Ireland-and-I-dont-care-for-your-american-electric-woes-NOW FIGHT YOU NERDS!
duchess of i see your-shitty-american-beer-and-raise-you-awesome-whiskey.

hahaha, I'm honoured with this glorious title :usa:

 

[teh_fuzz]

:tooth

DANG!

Ok so i see youre well educated in man-terests and for that i applaud you!

Your ample knowledge of Lord of the Rings was not only scary, but thorough, If I was a Hobbit, I'd hump your leg like a chihuahua with a sombrero in mating season!

You also seem to be well versed in the science that is Star wars, you my dear friend would have no problem with carrying on a sci-fi-nerdy conversation and actually seemingly be interested in the manterests of your significant other, be it a real life man, an ewok in mating season or a hormone-raging hobbit!

you have reached the higher ranks in the manterests ranks and so have earned the following title:

Zirconaz the so-well-versed-in-manterests-that-men-want-to-hump-her-like-a-teenage-hobbit-with-sombreros.
Duchess of awesomeness and horny chihuahuas

I bow before thee

 

[BleedingBull]

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring? its greed
2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important? evil
3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it) the funny lil et man thingo, i find him cute
4. What does Gollum want in the movies? a ring lol like all men
5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies? forgot

STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer) serious ?
2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars? darth vadar
4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force :ninja ) shot what ?
5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to: darth vadars boy
- Princess Leia
- Darth Vader
- Luke skywalker

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise? spok ?
2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek? the ship lol
3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek? yellow its ugly
4. What race is Mr. Spock? not human
5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!" beam me up

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time? BTTF ? oh nvm faster then time
2. What was the main character's name in BTTF? michael j fox
3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF? two door one
4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time? the clock ?
5. What year did the actors travel to in: future of course
- the First movie
- The Second movie
- The Third movie?

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? damn I know this
2. How did Robocop become Robocop? operation maybe
3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie? terminator
4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office? dont know
5. Where is Tony Montana from? montana lol
6. What is BatMan's superpower? flying
7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon knife
8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy) joker
9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following: B
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground
C Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!
10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False) false

Post them up ladies!!

.......

 

[Panacea]

1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? Something about a blue pill and a red pill and Keanu Reeves does some slow motion shit. :dunno

:24::24:

I think this is the verbatim copy of the script they gave Keanu

 

[teh_fuzz]

I'm game...and I'm going to fail SO bad it's not even funny.

110 pts

Disclaimer:
I sense there has been an error in your questionnaire, as we all know technology and scientific stuff isnt always the best answer (ask a catholic about evolution) and thus we will provide an assessment to your answers with the note that you are an admin, and I dont want to get banned.

Lets proceed:

LOTR: Your knowledge of Lord of the Rings lore left a bit to be desired, however you did know about the hobbits and "his precious" :ninja

SW: Aside from believing there was some sort of insane love triangle between darth vader, his kids and... himself? :ninja you did know the least liked character in the movies, thus this grants you the rank of Tash-Tash Binks.

As for your BTTF knowledge: I shall refer you to your local redbox...

All that being said, you have showcased a firm-hard-knowledge of Gollums's precious and have some sort of fascination with a darth vader, luke skywalker and jar jar binks threesome... that my dear lady friend is a a good start to become one with the force!

Your title:
Sgt. Tash Tash Binks master of Gollum's-precious-bits-and-gungan-pleasure-parts-expert.

since you are a sargeant you dont get a royal title :tooth

 

[Natasha]

Disclaimer:
I sense there has been an error in your questionnaire, as we all know technology and scientific stuff isnt always the best answer (ask a catholic about evolution) and thus we will provide an assessment to your answers with the note that you are an admin, and I dont want to get banned.

Lets proceed:

LOTR: Your knowledge of Lord of the Rings lore left a bit to be desired, however you did know about the hobbits and "his precious" :ninja

SW: Aside from believing there was some sort of insane love triangle between darth vader, his kids and... himself? :ninja you did know the least liked character in the movies, thus this grants you the rank of Tash-Tash Binks.

As for your BTTF knowledge: I shall refer you to your local redbox...

All that being said, you have showcased a firm-hard-knowledge of Gollums's precious and have some sort of fascination with a darth vader, luke skywalker and jar jar binks threesome... that my dear lady friend is a a good start to become one with the force!

Your title:
Sgt. Tash Tash Binks master of Gollum's-precious-bits-and-gungan-pleasure-parts-expert.

since you are a sargeant you dont get a royal title :tooth

Wow...I suck. I'll just go hang myself now.

 

[Codrus]

Wow...I suck. I'll just go hang myself now.

opcorn2:

 

[freakofnature]

DANG!

Ok so i see youre well educated in man-terests and for that i applaud you!

Your ample knowledge of Lord of the Rings was not only scary, but thorough, If I was a Hobbit, I'd hump your leg like a chihuahua with a sombrero in mating season!

You also seem to be well versed in the science that is Star wars, you my dear friend would have no problem with carrying on a sci-fi-nerdy conversation and actually seemingly be interested in the manterests of your significant other, be it a real life man, an ewok in mating season or a hormone-raging hobbit!

you have reached the higher ranks in the manterests ranks and so have earned the following title:

Zirconaz the so-well-versed-in-manterests-that-men-want-to-hump-her-like-a-teenage-hobbit-with-sombreros.
Duchess of awesomeness and horny chihuahuas

I bow before thee

Of course my knowledge of LOTR is thorough. It's only my favourite book of all time. Not sure if my title is accurate, though. I think I'm so well-versed in manterests that men freak out and run. I haven't met a man that wants to hump me. :24: I've never been a duchess before. I like it.

 

[satinbutterfly]

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring?
Because it must be destroyed.

2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important?
It controls the wearers of the rings given to the elves, dwarves and humans.

3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it)
Gollum is a creature was originally named Smeagul much like a hobbit but twisted by the ring.

4. What does Gollum want in the movies?
His precious... the one ring.

5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies?
He destroys himself by jumping into the fires of Mount Doom after the one ring.

STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer)
No idea

2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars?
Jar Jar Binks

What happened to 3?

4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force :ninja )
The Republic

5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to:
- Princess Leia
- Darth Vader
- Luke skywalker
Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader. Princess Leia is his daughter and Luke Skywalker is his son.

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise?
Which version? Captain Kirk is in the original series.

2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek?
Being able to be beamed places?

3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek?
Red!

4. What race is Mr. Spock?
Vulcan

5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!"
Beam me up Scotty!

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time?
81 MPH? Something silly like that.

2. What was the main character's name in BTTF?
Marty

3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF?
Delorian

4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time?
Can't remember

5. What year did the actors travel to in:
- the First movie
- The Second movie
- The Third movie?
No clue.

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix?
Machines use humans as batteries and keep them all happy by uploading their conscious minds to The Matrix. Some people resist the program, knowing something is wrong, and they are found by those in the resistance and removed from The Matrix to fight the machines.

2. How did Robocop become Robocop?
He was fatally injured and was then re-created using robot parts.

3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie?
Conan!

4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office?
Say hello to my little friend!

5. Where is Tony Montana from?
Scarface?

6. What is BatMan's superpower?
Batman doesn't have a superpower.

7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon
A whip!

8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy)
Joker

9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following:
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground - This!
C Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!

10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False)
False... unless you enjoy not having a bumper.

 

[jassilem]

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring? To keep it from the dark forces.
2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important? It can find the others... it also binds them all together.
3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it)He was a Hobbit, he had the ring for a long time and the power of the ring turned him into a monster.
4. What does Gollum want in the movies? his precious the ring
5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies? he tired to get the ring from Frodo and fell to his death.
STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer) I have no idea nor do I really care..
2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars? JarJar Binks
4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force :ninja ):surrender
5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to:
- Princess Leia I am going to guess he's his daughter.
- Darth Vader one in the same ?
- Luke skywalker thanks to commercials and skits.... I am going with Luke is his son.

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise? Captain James T Kirk (William Shatner.. a fellow Canuck)
2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek? Warp drive or the teleporters.
3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek? I am going to go with red.. just well because it's warning colour ...
4. What race is Mr. Spock? Vulcan (there is a town her that has the USS Enterprise Replica...the town's name is Vulcan)
5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!"Beam me up Scotty!

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time? 88mph
2. What was the main character's name in BTTF? Marty McFly
3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF? Delorian(sp)
4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time? the Flux Capasatartor(sp)
5. What year did the actors travel to in:
- the First movie 1955
- The Second movie 2015
- The Third movie? 188something.. I know it's the WildWest.. I like the first two the third not so much...

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? no clue.
2. How did Robocop become Robocop? I am going to guess.. he was in an accident and they pieced him back together with robot parts?seems logical to me.:willy_nilly:
3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie? Terminator
4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office? ?
5. Where is Tony Montana from? I am gonna guess Scarface.
6. What is BatMan's superpower? I didn't think he had one... I just thought he was smart and had a shit ton of gadgets .. unless Alfred was his superpower?....
7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon his bullwhip?... he's pretty damn good with it anyway.
8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy) um... the Joker?
9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following:
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground
C Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!
10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False) False it will pull the bumper off and leave the car sitting there