The Excuse Game

[Tyler Durden]

All I could find was an orange, a rope and a DVD of Michael Hutchence's sex practices

Make this day go quicker

 

[RedRyder]

Can't do that. All the clocks/watches have stopped @ noon.

Peel my banana.

 

[Tyler Durden]

My fingers are webbed thus negating my banana peeling ability

Put some decent songs on my ipod

 

[RedRyder]

Can't do that. Ipod was dropped and no longer works.

Refill my cup of coffee.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I've refilled it. Not telling you what with

Sharpen my pencil

 

[RedRyder]

It's not a pencil. It's a pen. An empty pen!

Close the curtains.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I can't. I have no arms

Give me all your money

 

[RedRyder]

I am bankrupt.

Fry me an egg.

 

[SammyStephens]

All the eggs I have are Balut and not for frying


Someone cut my cheese plz

 

[RedRyder]

Nothing to cut it with...

Finish my in box items.

 

[SammyStephens]

*burns inbox*

They are........all gone

Lather me up with sardine oil and call me SallyStephens

 

[RedRyder]

LOL! Ummm.... I'm allergic to the sardine smell....

Brush my hair.

 

[Donnajoe]

I don't have a hairbrush!

Cook me dinner.

 

[Accountable]

I don't have a hairbrush!

Cook me dinner.

Oooohhh, yeh ... um ... about that. You see, my doctor ... he said that my arthritis is aggravated by, um, excessive stirring ... and stuff like that.


Can I get a ride into town?

 

[dt3]

Oooohhh, yeh ... um ... about that. You see, my doctor ... he said that my arthritis is aggravated by, um, excessive stirring ... and stuff like that.


Can I get a ride into town?

Um, well I've got a flat tire and my car won't start and my license got suspended, so sorry...

Someone fix me breakfast

 

[Wookiegirl]

I can't cook so grab some cereal.

Give me some coffee STAT

 

[Accountable]

I can't cook so grab some cereal.

Give me some coffee STAT

I suck at math.

Help me change a flat tire?

 

[Wookiegirl]

sorry, I misplaced my crowbar.

tell me a story that'll put me to sleep

 

[Choice]

Sorry, I have to go feed my pillow.

Help me fix my sleep routine.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Can't - I can't sleep either!

make me some coffee