The Excuse Game

[Accountable]

But your arms don't reach that far!!!

Come dancing with me?

eta: Okay the timing sucks, but I'm leaving it.

 

[nursey1972]

Payday isn't til Friday... not sure I can cover the cost


Fly me ther for a vacation!!!

 

[Ryder]

But the plane has no gas

Get me outta my crutches.

 

[Mase]

But my arms are broken.

Help me find my wallet.

 

[Tyler Durden]

No point, nothing in it but a 10 year old condom

Do my work for me

 

[Ryder]

But I stole it.

Get me some food.

 

[Wookiegirl]

The food store called and said they're all out.

make my stomach feel better

 

[Tyler Durden]

Impossible. When I do, you'll just find a new bowl

Take me home

 

[groundpounder]

OK, but Evan and donnie are there and they're going to want to treat you like The Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

I need some head. STAT!

 

[sierrabravo]

sorry i dont swing that way

i need a car...

 

[Wookiegirl]

I don't have a car, only my ten speed

Give me some Pinot Grigio, a fire and something illicit

 

[SammyStephens]

All I have is pinot more, but am researching on it

Bladder control problems: Medications for treating urinary incontinence - MayoClinic.com



Someone get me an electronic hoop and shoot

 

[Wookiegirl]

I don't know what that is.

Give me twenty bucks

 

[SammyStephens]

I don't know what that is.

Give me twenty bucks

I am broke after buying NYE booze

Give me three bucks

 

[canidae]

Sorry - I ran over them :24:

Now - acknowledge me as your supreme ruler

 

[SammyStephens]

My supreme rulers are Randy Couture and Salma Hayek


Someone chop off CC Deville's fingers off to avoid a possible future Poison reunion tour

 

[wednesday]

No..cuz im alergic to fngerless people..

Pass me a mince pie im on a "eat as much as you can " evening...

 

[SammyStephens]

No..cuz im alergic to fngerless people..

Pass me a mince pie im on a "eat as much as you can " evening...

I can't get you one, I have no fingers!!! :mad


Someone get me a pair of Billy Idol gloves

 

[Accountable]

I've been looking since yesterday & can't find 'em.

Anybody want to join me at the Grunge Rap Karaoke Contest?

 

[BlackCherry]

I would but I hate Grunge Rap Karaoke contests.

Someone please for the love of God and in the name of all that's holy take my car into the shop because I hate doing that.