The Excuse Game

[SammyStephens]

Since me and my buddies stole you car's wheels and stereo. that is purposeless now


Someone get me some jalapeno jelly, my toast scream for spice

 

[BlackCherry]

That was jalapeno jelly? I thought it was a little burny to be the other...

Someone take my tree down so I don't have to this weekend...

 

[pjbleek]

will do
no charge....lol

 

[BlackCherry]

You're just saying that because your Bruins are beating my Penguins AGAIN!

 

[StfuitzD]

I can't because I'll be taking mine down

Will someone potty train my dog?

 

[Accountable]

I can't because I'll be taking mine down

Will someone potty train my dog?

Sorry, I gave that up for lint.


Anybody have any extra lint?

 

[BlackCherry]

Sorry...today was my yearly belly button cleaning...fresh out...

Will someone go into work for me tomorrow and clean my office?

 

[sierrabravo]

sorry I'll be sleeping.

will someone go to work for me tonight?

 

[BlackCherry]

Sorry...I'll be sleeping.

Can someone please take my garbage out?

 

[sierrabravo]

no i've smelled your garbage.

will someone buy me a powerball ticket?

 

[groundpounder]

fuck that, I'm broke.

Will someone PLEASE come let me stick it in their poopar??

 

[canidae]

so so sorry - I don't swing that way

wont'cha buy me a mercedes benz?

 

[Wookiegirl]

no - i don't buy german

someone get me my corkscrew

 

[Tyler Durden]

I would but you are drunk and honry and I worry you may damage yourself accidentally

Do my ironing

 

[nursey1972]

I would but they need to be washed first... use the tissues next time TD your clothes are stiff!!

make me breakfast

 

[Tyler Durden]

How rude!!

I would but I would only eat it myself

Do my work for me

 

[nursey1972]

Can't! if it doesn't involve passing drugs, listening to lungs or needles!!!

babysit my two nephews for me today

 

[SammyStephens]

I don't know you, what kind of person leaves their nephews with a stranger anyway?

Now fetch me my slippers

 

[Mase]

but you're closer to them than I am

Buy me lunch.

 

[SammyStephens]

It's 6 A.M. here, it's not lunch time

Get me a feather duster, a sack of marbles, and a 5 gallon bucket full of vinegar. Don't ask why, but I need these things pronto