The Excuse Game

[Wookiegirl]

Okay. You tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to.

example: Give me that pizza!
then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it.

Ok - give me a massage

 

[Anie]

I have no oil...

Give me the keys to your car to borrow

 

[Wookiegirl]

They're stuck in TD's pooper.

Give me twenty bucks

 

[Anie]

I'm broke

I need you to clean your room

 

[Wookiegirl]

My fingers are otherwise occupied

Go make me a taco

 

[RedRyder]

Out of seasonings.

Go wash the dishes.

 

[jassilem]

outta dish soap

get me some milk

 

[RedRyder]

Stores are closed.

Get me some Kleenex.

 

[Wookiegirl]

They're all in the boys room.

Give me that drink!

 

[SammyStephens]

*wakes up with ice pack on head*

That was your drink? woops

Someone get me some aspirin

 

[jassilem]

The bottle is empty.

Someone help me do the laundry.

 

[Wookiegirl]

I don't have any aspirin
only xanex

give me WARMTH

 

[SammyStephens]

The bottle is empty.

Someone help me do the laundry.

I don't have any aspirin
only xanex

give me WARMTH

Washing machine is frozen due to broken heater due to drunken haze

(that's right people, a twofer)

Someone find my remote

 

[jassilem]

Found it but the batteries are dead.


Some one get me a decaf coffee..

 

[nursey1972]

I am out... got Triple Caf tho!!!

Call me into work for New Year's Eve...

 

[Tyler Durden]

My phone doesn't make international calls

Go in the shop and buy me some porn

 

[nursey1972]

I will... but it is at the "Gay Porn" store & it's all guy & guy material, still interested?

get me some Mint Chip ice cream!

 

[UppinSmoke]

I would but I can't mail it to you.

Give me a hug.

 

[nursey1972]

No problem!!! but my arms don't reach that far!!!


make my new Year's eve something to remember!!!!

 

[UppinSmoke]

I would. But my ****** doen't reach that far. Well....

Send me a ticket.