The Corrupt Wish Game!

[sierrabravo]

granted, but then its cured.

I wish i had better coffee.

 

[jctauss]

granted, but i still spit in it

I wish i knew where to get that boba fett song from the new kevin smith movie

 

[Goat Whisperer]

Granted, but you also become death

I wish my toe wasn't broken

 

[Siphorous]

I like this game :nod:

Ok, your toe wasn't broken but you come down a heavy cold that keeps you under the weather for a long, long time...

I wish I could find a copy of "Happy Birthday, Wanda Jane"

 

[Siphorous]

Granted but it's badly scratched and doesn't play.

I wish I could stay awake longer.

 

[keano]

Granted but then you go blind...

I wish i had a meat feast pizza right now.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted but you take a bit and realise the fur is mould.

I wish I had a smaller tv.

 

[Roxi]

Granted, However the meat is old animal organs with a extra helping of icky pusssss...

I would like a Coffe from Starbucks.

 

[keano]

Granted, but theres a hole in the bottom of the cup...

Wish the comp speakers will work...

 

[Roxi]

Granted, But you can only hear you 70yr old neighbours humping though the interference from there hearing aids.!!!!

I wish i was leaving work right now

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but now you have to unclog the toilet full of poop, and the dirty poop water flooding your home.

I wish to have fantastic sex every night

 

[Roxi]

Granted but from now on you dont get to feel shit just the feeling of knowing your other half is enjoyin it

I wish that my car wasnt so dirty!

 

[keano]

Granted but lasts for only 10 seconds.

Wishs to have heated swimming pool in backyard...

 

[Roxi]

Granted but the pool is warm cause its full of PEE...


I wish i had something to eat!

 

[Thornless]

^ Granted but you get food poisoning.

I wish for smaller boobs, free of charge.

 

[Roxi]

Granted, but you are giving a mans chest with hiary nipples..


I wish for a new car!

 

[Thornless]

^Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for wax ro remove the hair from my hairy nipples.

 

[Roxi]

^ Granted but in the process the wax hardens and you pull off a nipple....

I wish for my car to work!

 

[keano]

^Granted but you crash

Wish for own personal bar..

 

[Roxi]

^ Granted but some strange random bitch crashs into the bar and the booze sets into flames..

I wish for a beer