The Corrupt Wish Game!

[RedRyder]

Red, I know I can't prevent bad things to happen...but just at a lesser rate(if at all possible)

And I can't stop it either it appears. But yes... in this case... less is more! :nod:

 

[jctauss]

i wish thats not a wish

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. And now you have to make one more wish.

I wish I was very very rich.

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Granted.

I wish for you to spend some of that wealth on me.

 

[pjbleek]

Granted
but you have to wear a special money dress

I wish it would stop snowing!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Granted.
Now let's go shopping. I'll let you pick it out. :ninja

I wish to hit my goal of 300,000 rep points TODAY people! TODAY! :willy_nilly:

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. Gawd I hope!

I wish I could give rep like I type!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Granted.
Your rep is the shit! I hit it! I so totally hit it!!!

I wish for the number to climb!

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. And climb it will beyond your imagination!

I wish rep weekends weren't so tiring!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Granted.
But's it's fun!

I wish to hit the top ten! I have a cowboy hat to step over.

 

[jctauss]

granted but you trip and fall going over it

I wish I wasnt a newbie

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But then all the new newbies will drive you crazy with questions!

I wish all OTz'ers were here at one time!

 

[jctauss]

Granted, but the system overloads and erases everything

I wish I could hang out with the pope

 

[pinkporridge]

granted.. but he eats you :O

i wish i had wings

 

[jctauss]

granted, but they are retarded chicken wings that do nothing for you

I wish I was in Rome right now

 

[pinkporridge]

granted. rome is hit by a massive earth quake and all the tourist attractions fall down...

i wish my feet werent cold

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But now your shoes don't fit.

I wish I could travel the world.

 

[groundpounder]

granted, but you go to Mexico first and contract Montezuma's Revenge and it stays with you the rest of the trip.

I wish I had an unending roll of unmarked, no-string-attached American $50 bills

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted - but the dollar is as valuable as this Wendy's cheeseburger wrapper.

I wish I had a sleigh that flies

 

[jctauss]

granted, but you fly over iraq and get shot down

I wish I had syphiliis