The Corrupt Wish Game!

[jctauss]

granted, but its you

I wish those 1200 people were immortal

 

[Mase]

granted. you die instead (i disregard other wishes of previous posts)

I wish Microsoft would stop making xbox

 

[Ryder]

I wish I had an Xbox 360

 

[jctauss]

granted, but is one of those defective ones

I wish I was as passionate about something as my co-worker is about WoW

 

[MTKO]

Granted. You are so passionate about something that you think about it night and day until your face falls off.

I wish I could beat level 12 on Marble Blast Platinum.

 

[nursey1972]

Granted, but before it saves your score your computer's hard drive shorts out!!

I wish that the patients all stay sleeping the rest of my shift tonight!

 

[jctauss]

Granted, but you also fall asleep and loose your job.

I wish I could go to sleep right now

 

[nursey1972]

Granted, you fall asleep but sleep thru the best party of a life time

I wish it was time to go home!!!

 

[jctauss]

Granted, but your car wont start

I wish i made it to that party

 

[nursey1972]

granted, but the party is busted & you have to spend the night in jail instead (should have stayed asleep)

I wish it was not -4 outside with the windchill!!!

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But now you're in the desert without water.

I wish I could have a buzz all the time.

 

[jctauss]

granted but you get several DUIs and loose your license

I wish I had a herd of goats

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But they can't give milk.

I wish I always avoided hangovers.

 

[jctauss]

granted, but its because youve developed an allergy to alcohol

I wish I had a beer

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But only available at breakfast time!

I wish I had magic powers.

 

[pjbleek]

Granted..
now put on that french maid outfit!

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But I can't speak French.

I wish I had a PJ in my pocket....

 

[pjbleek]

Granted....
I wish Red happiness for now and always

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But..... da ammm..... Will it last?

I wish I had a snow castle.

 

[pjbleek]

Granted. But..... da ammm..... Will it last?

I wish I had a snow castle.

Red, I know I can't prevent bad things to happen...but just at a lesser rate(if at all possible)