The Corrupt Wish Game!

[dt3]

Granted, but the bombing begins as they're playing West Ham, decimating both teams

I wish the Jaguars had 10 wins.

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but then they move City

I wish the law courts wouldn't involven themself in football business

 

[Mase]

Granted, then your head explodes for no reason

I wish christmas day was today.

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but then its raining.

Wish I had a bottomless bottle of cider

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but now your buddies won't leave.

I wish I didn't have to pay mucho bucks for imported beer

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted, but now your buddies won't leave.

I wish I didn't have to pay mucho bucks for imported beer

Granted but then you'd live in rip off Britain paying three times the price for everything else.

I wish I could sleep normal

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but now you have to share the world with all the normals


I wish I could be a Rock star

 

[Mase]

Granted, unfortunately you're shit at it

I wish the radio didn't have boring generic untalented shit.

 

[jctauss]

granted, but your radio is broken

I wish I had a radio

 

[Mase]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish I could play GGXXAC right about now.

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But the power is out permanently.

I wish the snow would stop.

 

[Mase]

Granted. A rain of Fire starts, and burns down you and your city.

I wish I was more noticed here.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Granted but you get banned for flameing

I wish my throat would stop hurting

 

[Mase]

Granted. now you're uglier than jabba the hut.

I wish life was harder

 

[jctauss]

Granted, but its because you work for jabba the hut

I wish I was a pirate

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But your ship sunk.

I wish I could forget the unforgettable.

 

[Ryder]

Granted but you would be tormented.

I wish I could have to walk with my crutches.

 

[jctauss]

granted, but now your paralyzed

I wish my ship didnt sink

 

[Ryder]

damn you,

Too bad your ship sunk.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted ship doesnt sink but crashes into a pier killing 1200 people

i wish some one would get the beat down at work tonight