The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but it's cat food

i wish i had a thick hard cookie

 

[jctauss]

granted, but its my penis

I wish I had a real wish

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But RedRyder is asleep.

I wish I had something to nibble on.

 

[jctauss]

granted, but its a dead horse

I wish i was faster at answering these

 

[Wookiegirl]

granted but now your blind

i wish i had more wine

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but it's from Manitoba


I wish I big hump on my back so I could rock it 'Modo style

 

[dt3]

Granted, but now you might accidentally sleep with me

I wish I had some of wookie's wine



*Edit* Dovecrap beat me...

 

[Wookiegirl]

granted...but it's made of lead

i wish i was a bird

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But it's on a hand.


I wish I could sing like a star.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but it's Barry Manilow

I wish my hands were warmer

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but they were warmed up by my piss.

I wish we had snow here

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but it's also 80 below and you now live in an igloo

i wish that i could sleep all thru the night

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but it's 'cause you're not gettin' any


I wish I could play like Kobe

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted but it's only cuz you now live with the lollipop kids

i wish i could get sum

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but its with Mulder

I wish I could get just a little more rep to achieve the half million rep points

 

[Wookiegirl]

granted but i don't think i got that mighty of a rep power

i wish i could stay inbetween tasha and evan forever!

 

[MTKO]

Granted, but then they both start running at you and tackle you.

I wish I had some good food

 

[Mase]

Granted. You froze to death

I wish i had a sandwich

 

[Doveshit]

Granted. Turd sandwich comin' up


I wish the Stooges to be inducted into the Rock HOF

 

[Peter Parka]

Granted but so is Will Young

I wish Sheffield United would be bombed to oblivion