The Corrupt Wish Game!

[sierrabravo]

granted then the IRS audits you and tells you owe a million as well as the one you just got

I wish xmas was less commercialized

 

[Mase]

Granted. Everyone stopped celebrating

I wish people are free to believe anything they want without being told by people of other beliefs that they're belief is wrong, and they're an idiot for believing in it.

 

[Natasha]

Granted, but now your have a ridiculously small penor and people think you're an idiot for not realizing it. So, ummm, get into some heated religious debates recently or something??? I'm sensing a theme. LOL

I wish I had hair made out of spaghetti noodles.

 

[RedRyder]

Granted, but now others have another reason to eat you!


I wish I could be a man for just one day.

 

[Natasha]

Granted, but now others have another reason to eat you!


I wish I could be a man for just one day.

And that would be a bad thing???

Granted, but you also have the intelligence of a man.

I wish I could be around when Red Ryder's a man for the day.

 

[RedRyder]

Granted.... now assume the position.....


I wish I could snow ski.

 

[Natasha]

Granted...you can for about 3 seconds until you fall and break both your legs in front of a pack of wolves who drag you off into the forest and eat you.

I wish I had a cell phone w/ a working screen.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted then the screen works and shows donkeys humping all the time

I wish i could be a woman for a day (or two...)

 

[RedRyder]

Granted.... but your clothes and hair look awful all the time....

I wish I was my own boss.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted. But now you have to fire yourself

I wish that I had super powers

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But you just misjudged the side of that tall building..... *splat*

I wish I could speak several languages.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted but all you can speak are dead languages

i wish i had a lambourghini gallardo

 

[RedRyder]

ummm.... dead? *scratches head*


Granted. But you parked it in a tow away zone and it got carjacked instead.

I wish I was a queen.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted but not the queen you are thinking of

i wish i had a supercomputer

 

[sierrabravo]

ummm.... dead? *scratches head*


Granted. But you parked it in a tow away zone and it got carjacked instead.

I wish I was a queen.

dead languages nobody speaks anymore like ancient greek

 

[RedRyder]

granted but not the queen you are thinking of

i wish i had a supercomputer

:turninggay2: Okay then.....



Granted. But you got a super virus and it has wiped out the hard drive.



I wish I could wear stilettos all the time.

 

[Mase]

Granted. Your feet are now broken

I wish life was bad

 

[sierrabravo]

granted and youre the first one to be killed when the zombies break loose

i wish there was a zombie zoo

 

[MTKO]

Granted. Your feet are now broken

I wish life was bad

Granted. However, Life got exponentially worse until it became so bad that we had to come up with a new word for this level of badness... it is called "horriterriblawfulness".

I wish that I will have no school tomorrow because it will snow to much.

 

[Mase]

Granted. You freeze to death.

I wish life was easy