The Corrupt Wish Game!

[hhayes]

granted, you now have a growing problem on your back.


i wish i could go on a cruise

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, you go on a cruise... to Djibouti, Africa. (Trust me, it's a shithole)

I wish my degree was complete already.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, your degree may be completed but you will never find a job that you went to college for

I wish my house was clean

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, but I show up at your door naked to clean it for you.

I wish the Navy would pay me more money.

 

[rh26]

the currupt wish game

this is the currupt wish game where you wish something and then the next poster has to make something bad happen to it then they wish and so on il start

i wish i had a cheese burger in my hand without the stuff in it

 

[Tattva]

Re: the currupt wish game

the cheese was taken out with the stuff

i wish i had a pet goldfish i could care for and love

 

[rh26]

Re: the currupt wish game

all the fish food in the world disappears so the goldfish dies


i wish more people would post on this thread and another burger with nothing in it at all acept cheese

 

[GuesSAngel]

Re: the currupt wish game

ummm....i think we already did this in another thread...

 

[SilentEyz]

Re: the currupt wish game

ummm....i think we already did this in another thread...

Your right, its the Evil Wish Game

 

[Veronica]

Re: the currupt wish game

all the fish food in the world disappears so the goldfish dies


i wish more people would post on this thread and another burger with nothing in it at all acept cheese

A bug flew in your burger, then it fell to the floor.

I wish i had a beer

 

[GuesSAngel]

Re: the currupt wish game

but the beers flat and warm


I wish it were my birthdayy

 

[rh26]

Re: the currupt wish game

wish granted but the cake was poisened

btw i didnt know about the genie thing cause it had a differant name

i wish for internet on my pc upstairs

 

[Tylo16]

Re: the currupt wish game

but its damn slow

i wish for a martini

 

[Tattva]

Re: the currupt wish game

granted but you get the bottle and find your mother has drunk it all (based on something that happend to me)

i wish work wont be to stressfull this weekend

 

[elluko]

granted, you choke on a 100
I wish I was important.

 

[GuesSAngel]

granted you become george bush and everyone hates you.

I wish '24' would come back on!!!! now!!!

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but the station is having such problems that it constantly cuts out important parts of the show.

I wish I hadn't just broken my favourite mug.

 

[Tattva]

granted but in the frantic movement to save it you break your favorite leg

I wish my package in the post would hurry up and arrive

 

[UncleBacon]

granted you get you package only a few minutes after you made the wish but everything inside broke

I wish I never had to stand another watch at work

 

[SilentEyz]

granted you get you package only a few minutes after you made the wish but everything inside broke

I wish I never had to stand another watch at work

Granted, but as a promotion you have to stand over the guy standing watch.. and since they never seem to know what they are doing, it becomes a 7 day routine

I wish the holidays were not so close.