The Corrupt Wish Game!

[lemon]

granted, but you kill everyone in the process.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, lemon learns how to follow the rules of the corrupt wishing game... but loses all his brain cells after toking up pot just once.

I wish lemon wouldn't lose all his brain cells after toking up pot just once.

 

[elluko]

granted, but that would be a sign of the apocalypes. we all burn.
I wish I could move out.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but shortly after moving out... you realize that you can't find any other place to move into.

I wish Heather could move in with me.

 

[Haus]

Granted, but when she moves in with you she hits it off with your roomate and they force you to move out

i wish i could get a neibors whos dog dont always shits in my lawn in front of my truck

 

[TheOriginalJames]

LMAO! My roommate can't afford to make the full rent payment.

Granted, but as soon as you hit him, he doesn't even get so much as a scratch and your truck is totaled.

I wish for the waitresses number.

 

[Haus]

well heathers there. shell pay for the other half. duh

 

[Haus]

granted but the number she gives you is 867-5309

i wish i could go to disney world

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but it's closed that day.

I wish I knew the area code to the number 867-5309.

 

[Haus]

granted but tommy tutone kills you for calling jenny

i wish i could eat out everynight at this girls house :wink

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but she's got a lot of extra cheese on her taco.

I wish I could see the look on your face as you're running to the bathroom after diving right in.

 

[elluko]

granted, you laugh so hard that you piss your pants, and so does he.
I wish for a never ending party ( with lotsa women )

 

[Haus]

granted, but all the chicks are chicks with dicks.

i wish to have all the money in the world to give to everyone i love.

 

[robedwards99]

Wish granted but you are in prison and everyone else is rap[idly spending your money.


I wish my shit was clean so I never needed to wipe my arse.

 

[elluko]

granted, the toilet paper industry plummets.
I wish I could fall asleep.

 

[robedwards99]

Granted but you wake up with a big lump on the back of your head!



I wish lots of people would post on here to keep me entertained!

 

[White2000GT]

Re: RE: The Corrupt Wish Game!

I wish I could have sex right now

I wish I could help you out there. :rock :hump

*Sorry Bossman... please don't kill me*

 

[Butterfly]

Granted but you wake up with a big lump on the back of your head!



I wish lots of people would post on here to keep me entertained!

Granted, but it's so mindless, your brain rots


I wish it was warmer

 

[robedwards99]

Granted but you have terminal skin cancer.


I wish I could fart on command.

 

[Butterfly]

Granted, but you loose alll your friends, and have no one left to share your skill with

I wish I was getting some action right now