The Corrupt Wish Game!

[TheOriginalJames]

granted. but at the time the picture is snapped a huge explosion engulfs the hood and blows it into the next county.

I wish brian would buy me my lowering suspension.

 

[BaggedSplash]

granted but i buy you air ride suspension

i wsh James would get out the house more often

 

[TheOriginalJames]

granted, i'm leaving shortly... but as soon as I go outside all the women scatter and hide.

I wish that Brian would get a job in Ft Wayne.

 

[lemon]

granted, but that is the reason why the women leave james

i wish i didnt have to wish

 

[SilentEyz]

Granted, now every silent hope or want works like a wish used to.



I wish, That life was normal again.

 

[lemon]

granted, but then you wouldnt know what "normal life" was anymore, and therefore, anything could happen :lol

i wish i had all 300 2000 ford mustang cobra r cars

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but each one aquires a severe defect that prevents them from working.

I wish I had some cigarettes on me right about now.

 

[lemon]

granted, but they burn so fast that you didnt feel like you had one.

i wish i didnt have to be dumb

 

[elluko]

Granted, You are not dumb anymore, you are the most intelligent man on earth. You develop a cure for cancer and with all your intellect you are eventually promoted to the president of america and are assasinated the day you bought a million dollar Jaguar.
:funnah

NEW RULE:
Each wish answer must be at least 2 sentences long.

I wish for the chicks at my school would pay more attention to me...

 

[Haus]

Granted, you have all the chicks at your school looking at you. unfortanatly its because you have this huge snot ball coming out your nose


i wish i could have a Dodge Viper

 

[elluko]

Granted, Youre car becomes so popular the babes would rather hang in your car then with you.
:lol

 

[Haus]

Granted, Youre car becomes so popular the babes would rather hang in your car then with you.
:lol

whats your wish.

 

[elluko]

sorry
I wish I had an internet wife...
usually when someone forgets to wish you can wish for them.

 

[robedwards99]

You have an internet wife. Sadly unknown to you she is 6'8", 220lbs and answers to the name of "Prisoner 8726345: John Smith"


I wish my job were more interesting.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, your job will be more interesting when you have to start shoveling elephant shit all day

I wish that I was Ms America

 

[hhayes]

no kidding amy i was fixing to write that...so wierd


Granted, you no longer have any time for yourself or family.


I wish I had a dog.

 

[elluko]

Granted, your dog attacks everything around it, it mauls your family and friends. You become depressed, and turn into an emo.

I wish for a bucket full of jellybeans.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but they're a bucket full of black licorice jelly beans which you detest.

I wish I had a faster car.

 

[robedwards99]

You buy a faster car but it's got a rotary engine thats at 60,000 miles.




I wish the weather is calm on Tuesday so I can put up the shed.

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but there is a hurricane on Wednesday and the shed gets blown away.

I wish I could go and read a book instead of writing one.