The Corrupt Wish Game!

[UncleBacon]

Granted but you brake your fingers trying to get a high post count and wind up not being able to post at all

I wish heather was here so I ccould give her that beating haha

 

[elluko]

:funnah :funnah :funnah
Granted Heather is here, you beat her to death. You begin punching her on the ground, you cut yourself on her tooth and die of bleeding.
wned
I wish the girls at my school didnt smell of B.O.

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted but in doing so you are now the only person at your school with BO and nobody wants to talk to you because you smell like airbrakes on a shit wagon

I wish they would make a good movie soon everything coming out is just about horrible

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but a fairy casts a spell so that every movie, no matter how good, will seem like reruns of bad nineties sitcoms, and every character talks like the singer from Alice in Chains. This spell only affects you.

I wish that all of my laundry was done.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but it's only done because it caught on fire in the dryer thus leaving you without clothing (which I'm sure matt will enjoy)

I wish for more spicier nacho doritos.

 

[andcuriouser]

Haha, who does laundry naked?

Granted, but they are now so spicy that they are impossible to eat without third degree burns to the inside of your mouth.

I wish for more lemonade.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but someone keeps putting too much sugar in your lemonade that it's impossible to drink.

I wish I could do my laundry naked, going commando rules.

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but all your clothes have been ruined in a fire, and a group of friends come over unannounced and see you naked.


I wish I was 18 again.

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but it's only for about a second.

I wish I owned a television.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but you can only get nascar racing.

I wish I was in high school again.

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but now you're socially awkward and your voice is always squeaking and you have detention.

I wish I were in college again.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, but this time you sleep through it and only pass because of your good luck and charm.

I wish college was free.

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but only until you finish high school again, at which point you'll have to pay.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, instead you have cancer of the brain and your mental abilities lessen each day.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[andcuriouser]

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish Matt were home.

 

[hhayes]

Granted, but he is asleep.

I wish I knew what to wish for this time.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Your non-wish has been granted, I suddenly appear in your house and we talk for days at a time. (at least I think that's bad for you)

I wish for that ^

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted but when you get her you realize that you're actually gay and want a man

I wish people could drive around here

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Granted, now that they can drive the realize how much they despise the Danger Ranger and you get into 3-4 accidents a week now.

I wish the danger ranger wasn't so damn fast.

 

[UncleBacon]

Granted the danger ranger loses 400 horses but is still faster than any honda on the road

I wish I could stop time when ever I wanted