Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[Dana]

My johnson is teeny weeny...

 

[Maulds]

Mine is huge

 

[robdawg1]

mine's a vagina

 

[Maulds]

I hate vaginas

 

[Dana]

:24::24: I'm a virgin

 

[Francis]

I hate life...

 

[Maulds]

My penis yodels in the shower

 

[boombala]

i never pass gas in a grocery store

 

[NuckingFuts]

Im happy in my current job.

 

[MainerMikeBrown]

I'm a fitness fanatic.

Yeah, that's a lie!

 

[boombala]

I never tell a lie

 

[NoDak]

:24::24: I'm a virgin

You're supposed to tell a lie ​Dana

 

[Natasha]

I'm as pure as the driven snow. :tooth

 

[The Man]

I am not your father

 

[boombala]

I never eat after 10 pm

 

[Catavenger]

I graduated from refridgeration school and run my own business & make 100 grand a year but I LOVE paying taxes. Anyone who hates taxes is a "teatard"

 

[NoDak]

I love internet drama!

 

[The Man]

I am a chicken hawk

 

[boombala]

I love my next door neighbor's cats that kill birds in my yard

 

[hart]

I love it when my dogs pee and shit in the house