Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

Dana · Oct 8, 2012

My johnson is teeny weeny...

Maulds · Oct 8, 2012

Mine is huge

robdawg1 · Oct 8, 2012

mine's a vagina

Maulds · Oct 8, 2012

I hate vaginas

Dana · Oct 9, 2012

:24::24: I'm a virgin

Francis · Oct 9, 2012

I hate life...

Maulds · Oct 9, 2012

My penis yodels in the shower

boombala · Oct 9, 2012

i never pass gas in a grocery store

NuckingFuts · Oct 9, 2012

Im happy in my current job.

MainerMikeBrown · Oct 20, 2012

I'm a fitness fanatic.

Yeah, that's a lie!

boombala · Oct 20, 2012

I never tell a lie

NoDak · Oct 20, 2012

Dana said:
:24::24: I'm a virgin

You're supposed to tell a lie Dana

Natasha · Oct 20, 2012

I'm as pure as the driven snow. :tooth

The Man · Oct 22, 2012

I am not your father

boombala · Nov 18, 2012

I never eat after 10 pm

Catavenger · Nov 18, 2012

I graduated from refridgeration school and run my own business & make 100 grand a year but I LOVE paying taxes. Anyone who hates taxes is a "teatard"

NoDak · Nov 19, 2012

I love internet drama!

The Man · Nov 25, 2012

I am a chicken hawk

boombala · Nov 26, 2012

I love my next door neighbor's cats that kill birds in my yard

hart · Nov 26, 2012

I love it when my dogs pee and shit in the house

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