Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[dancingpotato]

I hate having the last word

 

[porterjack]

I recognise Scotland as an independant nation

 

[The Man]

Wasn't me

 

[boombala]

i never inhaled

 

[Veronica]

I hate sex...

 

[robdawg1]

i have a vagina

 

[Minderella]

I'm okay.

 

[Veronica]

I'm okay.

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Im So uber happy !!

 

[NuckingFuts]

I love my life.

 

[Natasha]

I'm happy living in Georgia.

 

[AUFred]

I am a crimson tide fan. <big lie>

 

[hart]

I have driving fast

 

[The Man]

I have never told a lie

 

[princysharma90]

I don't like Chocolate truffle cake....:yuk

 

[Aeval]

I've got my shit together.

 

[boombala]

i love chicago weather

 

[darkcgi]

I'm just an average Joe just like everyone else.

 

[NuckingFuts]

I love living in Arizona, especially during the summers.

 

[Aeval]

I'm in love with this cold weather.

 

[darkcgi]

I hate candy and girls you can keep those ugly eagle claws covered with boots
Halloween is stupid it just a way the devil can manipulate people into being evil
I love liver
I'm a homophone
technology is the devils way to ruin our real lives
When a cop pulls me over for something meaningless like a slight swerve one time I want to thank him for being so verbally nice an professional with me.
I love to answer all of the questions they ask that are leading me to my demise if I answer them incorrectly.
I also love for them to give me a ticket on something simple like a bolt missing on my license plate
OH and my favorite is when after I allow them to search my car for drugs and they find nothing except a female sock from my significant other and start accusing me as being a transvestite.
I don't want to lick all of the girls feet on OTZ.
and I hate Halloween its for people that believe in the devil (lol)