Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[RandomDude]

did you not wear a chimp suits??

please say no

 

[Jessica]

I have long hair

 

[Burntblood]

I have an awesome pair of titties

 

[Jessica]

I cannot play chess

 

[Burntblood]

I'm ugly

 

[Jessica]

I'm stupid

 

[RandomDude]

im playing with myself

 

[itsmeJonB]

Im wearing more than just a bath towel

 

[Jessica]

I like WoW

 

[RandomDude]

i have never played WoW

 

[Jessica]

I've played WoW before

 

[RandomDude]

i hate mmorpg's

 

[itsmeJonB]

I still play WoW

 

[Jessica]

I wear braces

 

[RandomDude]

im not playing a game right now

 

[Jessica]

I'm turning sixteen on August 9th

 

[RandomDude]

im sitting on top of a sky scrapper

 

[Jessica]

I take a shower 2 times a week

 

[RandomDude]

i shower with my clothes on

 

[Burntblood]

I wash my hair with the blood of virgin Mormons.