Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[RandomDude]

im not watching wedding singer

 

[Burntblood]

I have many gay friends.

 

[RandomDude]

i dont have any gay friends

 

[Burntblood]

I like fat chicks and ice skating.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Im an ice skating fat chick

 

[RandomDude]

i am against gays

 

[Burntblood]

The dude that mows my lawn is not a Mexican.

 

[RandomDude]

i broke my friends arm while he wasnt looking

 

[Burntblood]

I will soon be taking Wyndex on a date at an ice skating rink.

 

[RandomDude]

im jealous

 

[itsmeJonB]

I am looking forward to said date

 

[Jessica]

I have 10 brothers

 

[Burntblood]

I have two step sisters and I've had sex with both of them.

 

[RandomDude]

i had wild sex with a chimp

 

[Jessica]

I Have an evil stepmom

 

[Jessica]

I am an only child

 

[Burntblood]

i had wild sex with a chimp

It's supposed to be a lie.




I love Arabs.

 

[Jessica]

I love carrots

 

[RandomDude]

its is a lie

the truth is i thought it was a chimp turned out to be a trick or treater

 

[Jessica]

I didn't trick or treat on Halloween 2009