Tell a Lie about YOURSELF

[Jessica]

I hate animals

 

[RandomDude]

i got a boner watching brokeback mountain

 

[Jessica]

I can do pull ups

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I'm in a threesome with RandomeDude and a goat right now...

 

[RandomDude]

im secretly a 87 year old pervert

 

[itsmeJonB]

I wear depends undergarments

 

[RandomDude]

I'm in a threesome with RandomeDude and a goat right now...

yess...

 

[Goat Whisperer]

yess...

And I am totally appreciating those straightened pubes he was talking about earlier

 

[RandomDude]

rofl i will have to dye them neon green

 

[RandomDude]

speaking of goats when i did my work experience at a wildlife sanctuary the goats got out and started chasing people all around the place and the girls were screaming it was funny oh and this isnt a lie


here your lie - i can go 5 weeks straight

 

[Jessica]

I hate popcorn

 

[RandomDude]

i would never watch Avatar ever again

 

[itsmeJonB]

I bathe in elf blood

 

[Jessica]

I hate reading

 

[RandomDude]

i think short petite women are unattractive

 

[Jessica]

I am tall for my age

 

[RandomDude]

i dont like that

 

[Jessica]

I think boys are not gross

 

[RandomDude]

rofl i think jessica is telling the truth

 

[Jessica]

I was adopted