Tell a LIE about the person above you

[Abcinthia]

This is the lie thread, just thought I would remind you

For environmental conservation purposes, takes baths in the same tub of water for 5 years strait

And I was lying. Your left arm is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

 

[SammyStephens]

And I was lying. Your left arm is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

Has wallpappered her entire house with Jonas brother pictures with the eyes cut out

 

[Abcinthia]

rofl

Made an eyepatch out of pictures of the Jonas Brother's eyes.

 

[SammyStephens]

For community service has volunteered her time to clean the local glory hole

 

[Abcinthia]

Can breathe fire.

 

[SammyStephens]

Successfully got the golf ball through the garden house

 

[boombala]

Has six toes on right foot.

 

[SammyStephens]

Was removed from a toy store for getting "too fresh" with a tickle me elmo doll

 

[dkwrtw]

lost his virginity to Freddie Mercury

 

[Matty]

Is a big fan of black porn.

 

[SammyStephens]

what's wrong with a hot mocha girl every once in awhile?


Goes to clubs and tries to impress chicks with his pokemon card collection

 

[dkwrtw]

lol I said that for the most part I'm not into black women, there are some out there that I'd KILL to be with though.

steal's Matty's girls by impressing them with his Magic: The Gathering Cards

 

[SammyStephens]

lol I said that for the most part I'm not into black women, there are some out there that I'd KILL to be with though.

steal's Matty's girls by impressing them with his Magic: The Gathering Cards

fine is fine, David Duke would go black if Biance (however it's spelled) would let him sniff her panties




In a sudden shock of pain, learned the hard way that if bacon grease is to be used as a lubricant, it needs to be cooled first

 

[dkwrtw]

continues to use hot bacon grease as lube even having learned that lesson years ago, stubborn fuck.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

has this strange thing for goats.. not sure where he got it from ..

 

[SammyStephens]

erected a 22 foot spam sculpture in the likeness of carrot top for masturbatory purposes

 

[dkwrtw]

Likes to watch me and my goats get it on

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

has a video tape of said 'getting it on' that was featured on a well know iphone porn site.

 

[dkwrtw]

has to watch said movie before she can go to sleep at night

 

[SammyStephens]

Was arrested last month at the zoo during an attempt to prove human supremacy over apes by flinging her own feces back at the monkeys. Avid evolutionist have rethought their general hypothesis