Tell a LIE about the person above you

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Is an expert in making mosaics.

 

[SammyStephens]

Dials up late night infomercials for the "human contact"

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Is currently listening to Daft Punk.

 

[SammyStephens]

Smells like how Micky Rourke looks

 

[dkwrtw]

has a glass jaw

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Is a massive fan of Twilight.

 

[dkwrtw]

Hates Midgets

 

[SammyStephens]

Nearly died of starvation when she found she was locked inside her car without car keys

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Likes to eat furballs.

 

[dkwrtw]

is the leading cause of orphanage fires in Australia

 

[SammyStephens]

Eats tomato soup with a fork

 

[dkwrtw]

eats icecream with a soup spoon

 

[SammyStephens]

Currently suing Lady Gaga over identity theft

 

[dkwrtw]

listens to Lady Gaga

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Is thinking of buying a new toaster.

 

[dkwrtw]

stole my fucking toaster

 

[SammyStephens]

Claims their crowning achievement was taking the Hepatitis test and scoring an A two Bs and a C

 

[porterjack]

is alex rodriguez's love child

 

[SammyStephens]

Is Bill Buckner in hiding

 

[porterjack]

just loves them bo sox